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Danish Roll

Noun; 1. the fat roll that hangs over female tourists' too-small tube tops. Usually seen above the Muffin Top and Moose Knuckle resulting from her too-tight short shorts.
2. a miniature, compacted version of a delicious breakfast pastry.
1: "Wow, the extra small tube top on that mother of three is giving her such a huge Danish Roll, I think her kids could use it as a pillow."
2: "Hey girl, be careful where you swing that Danish Roll. You might knock somebody over."
3: "Dude, I'm starving, but can't get too full because I'm skydiving later. You up for a Danish Roll?"
by Breacula July 31, 2011
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Danish Fortress

When a group of people gets naked together and lieths down together preferably on the floor. Should be a equal amount of girls and boys, and 5+.
White fly guy - Hey, there's shit to do!
Random - Yea i feel you man!
White fly guy - So let's hit up some danish fortress?
Tool - no imma pass today!
by valpo swede November 19, 2011
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Danish oil

The sweat that congeals under your balls
I have so much danish oil in my boxers rn
by WhiteFIash December 13, 2022
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by anonymous November 23, 2023
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You look a little danish today.
by dwarflover3000 November 26, 2023
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i need a danish to teach me a lesson, and get me unstuck
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danish dick dancing

What people in NSFW Facebook groups look up because i told ya to
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