Dad 

Gone

Mommy when is dad gonna be home

Mom;soon honey

13 years later still not home

Dad by Are u suicidal May 11, 2019

Dad 

The one guy you can count on to make the worst joke or quip at the right time. While dads may not realize it either, they usually tell the same joke many times without noticing it, subsequently causing their kids (who have to put up with them) to have to laugh awkwardly. They are also usually seen spending way too much time on their phones or iPads playing games like Clash of Clans and Pokemon Go, never missing a war day or Pokestop no matter the situation. While dads may not always know what exactly is going on, or think everything through, they mean well and can give priceless life advice. Happy Father's Day, we love you.

Dad I'm horribly nauseous.
Hi horribly nauseous! I'm dad.

Dad by PreyTheGeyAwey May 11, 2019

Dad 

pewdiepie should be worried about this guy, not t bad

Dad is best YouTuber

Dad by Atwatwhohastoomuchtime69 May 12, 2019

Dad 

Not the same word as Father, or dad. A person, not your father, who you deeply admire

Danny Devito is my dad (But not really)

Dad by SpiceRice May 15, 2019

Dad 

Who?

Son: Dad, where are you going?
Dad: The store son.
Son: When will you be back?
Dad: 20 minutes.
5 years later...

Dad by Fingerblaster42069 May 17, 2019

Dad 

He always gone for work, but when he comes back, he buys you everything you want.

Me: Dad, you've been gone for 16 years but... I still love you!

Dad: *sniff* Wanna go to the Lamborghini dealership?

Dad by NotJohnWickFromNeoTilted May 21, 2019

Dad 

The dude who makes you pancakes! <3

My dad, is the best dad! He makes pancakes better than anyone else!

Dad by Best Webster May 22, 2019