Tim Damage

Taking as much unnecessary fall damage as possible in the shortest space of time

"I just took Tim Damage!"

by Hapfam June 25, 2018

Damage

Waking up after a long night of drinking and realizing that your phone is full of drunken calls or texts from the previous night.

(Wakes up, looks at phone first thing in the morning...)
"Damage."

by Ox Vox April 6, 2008

Damaged Lung Screw Pile

(n)1. A pile of 'long' screws accumulated when they become damaged. Usually damaged by Flint <AKA Stone, and 'the good'>.

DJ, throw this into the damaged lung screw pile and pick up your walking welder.

by La-rod July 9, 2003

damaged canned good

A gorgeous girl that doesn't know how incredibly special she is, due to failed past relationships and douchebag boyfriends. Shy by nature, but the life of the party when she gets to know you!! Usually a white girl, but common among Hispanic women as well! She is tough from life's experiences, but has a tender heart that is a valuable prize to be won!! To hold her, makes you the richest man on earth!! Do not attempt to straighten her out, it's the dents and dings that have made her into this work of pure perfection!!

She's not waisting her time on a guy like me, she's a damaged canned good, she's way out of my league!

by Rowdy Roger November 22, 2013

domantas

An extremely white eastern European who thinks he is american and likes trucks. He likes NFL and is an awesome swimmer. He is extremely smart and gets all the chicks.

Damn he is domantas

by dtomto February 11, 2015

DOAG

N. nasty or unatractive obese woman.

Gabby is such a Doag. Or I can't believe you got dome from that Doag!

by Freak1995 July 16, 2011

damage is done

Something that has occured that is not in the best interest of the parties involved.

Him: Why did you tell her that? She frigging ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out... oh well the damage is done!

Him: Why did you tell maggies that im with nicki now? She freaking ballistic now!!!

His bud: Well you guys broke up and she asked me about nicki then flipped out after I told her that you two are an item... oh well the damage is done!

by OMA VINE DEE October 17, 2014