Directioner Dilemma

A dilemma that only a Directioner faces because half of him/her desperately wants 1D to be back together but the other half wants them to carry on with their solo career because they were unhappy when they were together as a band.

Directioner 1: Do you want the boys to be back together?
Directioner 2: Yes but I also want them to be happy. Ugh Directioner Dilemma!

by one_crazy_directioner June 16, 2019

Serious Urban Dictionarian

Someone who puts 100% serious definitions for the words that they submit, when they clearly don't understand that this is meant to be a fun website - not just a regular dictionary

I just witnessed 2 Serious Urban Dictionarians at work and i decided to post this

by Lbayncha1 March 16, 2009

Cirection

If the curvature of an erection exceeds 27°, it is then referred to as a cirection.

1: It's always fun watching an enthusiast attack my cirection.

2: The G-spot cirection is as rare as the unicorn.

by dr. tapper April 23, 2010

Erection Detection

When you get a boner with short shorts and your dick comes peeking out the bottom and everyone around can see.

Aaron:"O shit I gotta boner with these little soccer shorts!"

Everyone around looks and can clearly see his penis.

Bystander:"Man, that guy is really struggling with erection detection..."

by the voice of the common cock January 6, 2011

to catch a predator driving directions

web series where the guys caught on the show to catch a predator are explaining the route to the bate house in their own words

anthony palumbo: did u see me on to catch a predator
dustin: ya saw you on to catch a predator driving directions too

by stoned phillips October 18, 2017

Directional

Used to describe silly-looking styles worn by ultra-fashionable people when you're not confident enough to come right out and say they look silly. You're worried this is a new fashion you don't know about yet, so you say the tweed shirt with a gold tie or whatever is 'directional'.

Look at all these posers with their directional haircuts. I wish I was in Wigan.

by Bobby Tables July 8, 2009

Directionators

fake one direction fans. they think they're top shit and that they have more swag than directioners. they most likely know them as "zain, louie, harry, niel and liam" or dont even know their names at all. they only like one of them for their looks. they dont understand the inside jokes and think louis cant sing, niall is ugly, etc. they seem to always be posting shit and harassing the boys' girlfriends on twitter. they are the reason we dont get nice things.

Directionators are the nastiest skank bitches i've ever met. do not trust them. they are fugly sluts.

by truedirectioner97 December 18, 2011