Diego Menjivaar

Diego is the type of guy to do stupid things and end up dealing with the consequences. He struggles getting the girls he wants in life. Always ending up on the depressing side. Is also on the heavier side on the weight spectrum(means he is fat.) Also can be seen constantly wearing glasses and is usually 6ft or just tall in general. He is very gullible and easy to manipulate. Diego can be very sensitive due to his massive heart and tends to cry when threatened. He’s the type of guy to get punched in the face for a girl. Also has very close connections with family members especially cousins. Diegos should be greatly fear due to their massive weight can crunch a car. He loves eating fast food and is usually fond of captain America.

Hey that weird guy sitting alone, is that Diego Menjivaar ?

by Asialover103 June 21, 2021

diego logic

A bunch of random words strewn together to sound logical used in order to prove a point. Diego logic may also consist of just saying something along the lines of: "Because I feel like it..."

person1: Why are you throwing rocks at orphans?
Person2: Because I want to.
person1: Oh, Diego Logic.

by Diegoooooooo October 25, 2013

diego contreras

The most sexy and humble guy that I know. Also I would smash him

Girl 1:Damn I would smash him Girl 2:I already have with Diego Contreras

by Your boi username June 6, 2017

Diego’s knees

The knees that don’t exist

Fudu Salia Diego’s knees

by Buddi guy December 25, 2018

Sloppy Diego

A sexual act where one partner performs anal sex on a nother while making a burrito on their back. Before the burrito is finished, the one performing anal sex pulls out and ejaculates into the burrito then serves it to their partner.

So I made my old lady dinner last night.
Oh, thats nice what did you make her?
I made her a sloppy diego.

The guy at the taco stand offered me a sloppy diego, I promptly declined.

by Abortionater December 31, 2017

diego antonio

A Mexican guy that love his girlfriend with all his hearth and he'll do anything to make her happy. He can be stupid sometimes and act gay but he really love his girl.

He is such a Diego Antonio

by Diego Antonio May 27, 2014

Diego Torres

A bitch ass, smelly ass, Mexican ass nigga who lives in Richmond and fucking fails at everything he does. Also his dick is the size of his pinky. He sucked off Craig.

That nigga Diego Torres sucked off Craig in the bathroom!

by Cal Prep fucking sucks May 28, 2019