A short guy with an even shorter cock. He is 3'9 and his penis is 5 millimeters. He's pretty gay and he likes dads a lot. He sucks a lot of dick, so try not to kiss him unless you want the lingering smell of dick in your mouth.
Diegos are short but really sweet and have a nice smile. A Diego you know probably hates on everybody’s music taste. He also probably never admits his true feelings toward his crush. Diegos are good people and probably do a bit of community service without being asked to.
someone who is a major simp. Honestly, they don't know what boners are and they have had one before. The most innocent human being on this planet. cute diego.