dicked

To be brushed up against with a guy's junk.

girl 1"EWW"
girl 2"What happened to you?"
girl 1"I just got dicked."

by humblebeee December 17, 2013

Dick

The biggest monster cock you've ever seen!

Pulling pants down and being amazed by her dick

by Pro_handler July 16, 2020

Dick

A thing a guy uses when he is unable too speak

Danielle:can you do the dishes
Jye:*whips the dick out*

by Whipsitout69 January 1, 2020

a not dick

The abscence of a penis or lack of a nice penis/penis at all

Jim: "Guess what you have that I don't?"

Carl: "A Not Dick."

Jim: "Not cool man, not cool."

by I am a lonely cupboard December 20, 2016

Dick

Alternative currency used by mountain-dwellers in Colorado. Usually equal to $40 USD.

Jason: Hey man, I'm short some dick, can you loan me a 20?
Friend: Sure, here you go. Let your wife know she can come to me for dick too if you're short again.
Jason: You're a good friend.

by Dee Z. Nutz March 31, 2019

Dick

A gay person's and slut's favorite type of lolipop. Usually releases milk when really horny.

You see the person over there? He sucks dick.

by Mr.Explosions February 20, 2020

Dick

A complete jerk and a person who is always disappointing, even when given the best of chances

guy stop being such a dick

by Sir boss November 1, 2018