Weapon of Ass Destruction

Anything from Taco Bell that will send you to the restroom and cause you to take a violent shit.

“Man that 7 Layer Burrito at Taco Bell is a Weapon of Ass Destruction!!”

by MrWigglyDick May 9, 2022

Noah; Mr. Self Destruct

see Bitch; an unpleasant woman; the female of the dog or some other carnivore.

"Man I hope my boyfriend doesn't turn out to be like Noah; Mr. Self Destruct!"

by Daniel beefpiles December 9, 2008

Destructive Friendship

A friendship between two soccer teammates where an outside friend is jealous because one of the soccer friends was talking to her ex. Refer to the definition of "ex" in the urban dictionary.

Person 1: I can't believe she's friends with her after knowing what she's done. This is a destructive friendship.
Person 2: Wait, what did she do again?
Person 1: She was talking to my ex!!!
Person 2: He wasn't your boyfriend-

by Fawthie December 23, 2021

Non destructive riot

A step between a protest and a full out riot. Non destructive riots are protests that cause significant disruptions but non violent.

Operation gridlock and protesters who block roads are considered non destructive rioters.

by VisibleSpectre October 3, 2020

mutually assured destruction

Basically a Mexican standoff between prominent countries that possess nuclear weapons and have different polictical agendas. Causes the entire world to be gripped in a sort of doomsday fatalism. Also results in peace talks to boil down to a pissing match in which each side takes a "I'll-throw-down-my-gun-if-you-throw-down-your-gun-first" attitude.

In "Beneath the Planet of the Apes" the apes may have survived if they had thier own nukes. The mutant humans wouldn't have used thier nuke because of fear of mutually assured destruction. Which didn't matter anyway, because they all ended up dead, like a bunch of pork rinds.

by Pigeon McNugget October 8, 2003

reputation destruction

When a man or woman(usually women) use social media to make a man or woman feel less about themselves due to certain circumstances.

She or he used reputation destruction to make herself look better over social media

by BrotherBear March 28, 2022

shelf destruct

Verb: to decay to a slimy and/or mouldy mess while in storage (on the shelf)

"I don't know why I buy fresh vegetables, they always shelf destruct and then not only can't I eat them, I have to clean up the slimy mess"

The strange smell in the kitchen was traced to a bag of potatoes that had shelf destructed.

by tsamu July 31, 2010