deaf venezuelan

Simply put... amazing. While you're fucking a girl doggy style, shit in your right hand (gotta be a solid one) and give your left hand some love too. Proceed to slap shit (simultaneously) in the girl's ears, all while screaming anything spanish you know (doesn't matter what.. doesn't even matter if its spanish as long as it sounds like it)

Girl-oh i love it from behind.. what the *splat* fuck!!?
Boy-putamadrequirotacobell

by Ham'n'Eggz December 11, 2004

deafass

deafass-
someone who ignores you when you are talking to them, or
when you are yelling at someone and they still can't hear you.

Scooter- "Rachael I think your sexy"
Rachael- " "
Scooter- "RACHAEL I THINK YOUR SEXY!!!!"
Rachael-" "
Scooter "fucking deafass!"

by _rachael_ January 16, 2008

deaf and dumb

Rhyming slang used to describe the Bum

Aaron= She's so kinky.
Pete= How?
Aaron= Well aftert a few drinks she'll do anything...even take it up the deaf and dumb.

by Ragnarok Information April 27, 2006

Deafening Silence

Crickets play this orchestra piece all around the world. No one knows who taught it to them.

I was outside at night looking for my car keys when all of a sudden 'Deafening Silence' began to play

by V-Popp April 30, 2015

Decaffinated

When someone gets their head cut off.

That dude ran into a clothesline and got his self decaffinated!

by Erik3pt October 14, 2005

im out like a deaf kid in musical chairs

To fail miserably

"I'm out like a deaf kid in musical chairs," said your mom.

by R to the Nazi October 21, 2003

deaf out

After Taking Drugs , You Stop Hearing And Seeing Things Around You

*stoned guys walks past being shouted at*
hey he ignored us
no hes deaf out

by Daveish September 18, 2006