A Cooter is a " Gopher " Turtle . A land Turtle that lives in burrows usally near swamps and lakes .
The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle .
In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .
The word " Cooter " is usally used in the Southeastern USA to describe the " Gopher " Turtle .
In recent years it has found it's way into slang as a synonym for Vagina ( pussy )
Also in the deep South it can have another meaning refering to an old hard working southern man ( aka Red Neck ) who is drunk .
" Look over yander y'all , there's a Cooter going in that hole "
" Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " !
"yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " !
" Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter "
" Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "
" Man I bet da bitch gots some fine Cooter " !
"yo , I gots some of dat Cooter Pop " !
" Hey y'all , Bill's drunk as a cooter "
" Mr. Johnson , he's a hard working old coot ( er ) "
by Ricky Wright August 22, 2004
Get the Cooter mug.The Phoenix Coyotes are professional hockey team based out of Glendale Arizona, they currently play at Jobing.com Arena, The Coyotes boast some of the worst crowds in the entire league where on most nights if it weren’t for the Zamboni Driver, Ushers, Peanut Guy and the few hundred Canadians on vacation in the stands no one in town would know that there was a game being played.
Since moving from Winnipeg in 1996 the Coyotes have flourished into a perennial bottom feeder with no end to the verbal diarrhea of excuses. The Coyote franchise has strived to establish themselves as a legitimate franchise with a rich hockey history at the expense of their previous home Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Since moving in 96 the Coyotes have borrowed or more accurately stolen and manipulated the Winnipeg Jets history in an attempt to market themselves on and off the ice. They have laid claim to the Goals for Kids program, The Famous Winnipeg “White Out”, The retirement of former Jet players who NEVER played a single game for Phoenix, then they have the GALL and NERVE to place their numbers in their ESTEEMED “Ring of Honor”, (editors note – The Ring of Honor does not contain anything post 1996 from the Phoenix Franchise, Hmmmmmm)
Currently Wayne Gretzky is the coach of the team and the headaches of this team are aging him faster than sour cream in a warm fridge. One might believe that this team is cursed since success has not followed them to the dessert, of all the other teams from the now defunct World Hockey Association, the Coyotes franchise is the only team to have never made the finals or won the Stanley Cup, that trend is sure to continue for a very long time as they are run like a Mickey Mouse operation, ironically it was Wayne Gretzky who called the New Jersey Devils that in 1983 after a 13 – 4 win by the Oilers.
Recently the Coyotes unveiled a 10 year crest coined “Decade in the Dessert”, anyone with half a ounce of common sense could have foreseen this would become more affectionately referred to as “Disaster in the Dessert”.
Since moving from Winnipeg in 1996 the Coyotes have flourished into a perennial bottom feeder with no end to the verbal diarrhea of excuses. The Coyote franchise has strived to establish themselves as a legitimate franchise with a rich hockey history at the expense of their previous home Winnipeg, Manitoba.
Since moving in 96 the Coyotes have borrowed or more accurately stolen and manipulated the Winnipeg Jets history in an attempt to market themselves on and off the ice. They have laid claim to the Goals for Kids program, The Famous Winnipeg “White Out”, The retirement of former Jet players who NEVER played a single game for Phoenix, then they have the GALL and NERVE to place their numbers in their ESTEEMED “Ring of Honor”, (editors note – The Ring of Honor does not contain anything post 1996 from the Phoenix Franchise, Hmmmmmm)
Currently Wayne Gretzky is the coach of the team and the headaches of this team are aging him faster than sour cream in a warm fridge. One might believe that this team is cursed since success has not followed them to the dessert, of all the other teams from the now defunct World Hockey Association, the Coyotes franchise is the only team to have never made the finals or won the Stanley Cup, that trend is sure to continue for a very long time as they are run like a Mickey Mouse operation, ironically it was Wayne Gretzky who called the New Jersey Devils that in 1983 after a 13 – 4 win by the Oilers.
Recently the Coyotes unveiled a 10 year crest coined “Decade in the Dessert”, anyone with half a ounce of common sense could have foreseen this would become more affectionately referred to as “Disaster in the Dessert”.
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Ma'am, please cross your ankles, as the cooterfunk you are emitting is cuasing the entire mezzanine section to uncontrollably vomit.
by Danica Jackson May 13, 2005
Get the cooterfunk mug.When one female makes a move or obvious attempt to gain attention of a man that another female is talking to or making moves on; The female version of " Cock Blocking". Can also take a passive aggressive form. Less Dirty form of Cunt Punting.
"Did you see Girl 1? Girl 2 was talking to Boy 1 and she totally bent over in front of him, and then started talking to him! Girl 1 needs to quit Cooter Bootin'!"
by dormitimus November 25, 2009
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by Scooby90 February 18, 2011
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'coyote and murder dog, dont look that up, that should be on urban dictionary or somethin' - toby turner
by AB1878 June 12, 2011
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