the 'M' - curse

the curse of only being attracted to girls whose name start with the letter 'M'

Jakub: "What are the girls' names that you last interacted with in non-platonic ways?"
C: "M***a, M******e, M****a, M****n, oh...shit, I've got the 'M' - curse"

by anonymous December 23, 2022

Advy Curse

The curse caused by Advy to make a typo while tryping

Bro i made a trypo, i think i got the Advy Curse

by Blacky3900 July 2, 2023

Okinawa Curse

When an Anime Character says they are going to Okinawa and the trip gets canceled or changed.

We are going to Okinawa!

The Hotel caught on fire.

The okinawa curse happned again.

by Tsimms62 January 3, 2022

The gaming curse

Its when player's with skill are placed with teammates that's has no skill what so ever.

Bro oh my god my team is trash why do i always get the gaming curse.

by Upliftcone October 31, 2017

captains curse

When you look around, but there is still nothing to eat in the house besides Cap'n Crunch cereal, so you partake in yet another helping.

Bro1: Hey man, what's there to eat around here?

Bro2: Cap'n Crunch

Bro1: Again?... *fists in the air, screaming towards the heavens* IT'S THE CAPTAINS CURSE!!!

by flannelhats January 8, 2011

The Liar’s Curse

Live your whole life deceiving and manipulating those around you, and in time of need, no one will be there.

The Boy who cried wolf, now has The Liar’s Curse.

by Cheerio_Thief May 13, 2020

ken curse

being extremely unlucky in a game of valorant, which includes but is not limited to getting one-tapped, wiffing, timing and other things that helps make you die.

dude, I missed all my shots, I got the ken curse.

by monthreview January 20, 2023