corpse cuddling

A derogatory expression for the cynical act on the part of a politician of visiting the relatives of a recently deceased person in order to express his or her sympathy.

Corpse cuddling is meaningless unless there is a full media continent present to record the visit as a photo and soundbite opportunity that will be broadcast on the evening news.

Ideally the deceased is either a "typical" member of the community or someone in the emergency services e.g. a paramedic who died in unusual circumstances. The objective of corpse cuddling is to win public support for the politician by portraying this person as someone having deep human empathy and who is "in touch" with "ordinary" citizens.

Also known as shroud waving.

In a blatant act of corpse cuddling, embattled Senator Aegis visited the widow and children of Thomas Brown who recently lost his life when the power company mistakenly cut the electricity powering his life support system.

by Trowzerkoff September 08, 2011

cuddle alarm

An alarm you set before your primary alarm to allow for cuddle time with your partner before getting up for the day. Similar to hitting snooze, except it's primary purpose is morning cuddles.

We have to be up by 7am to make our flight, so you better set the cuddle alarm for 6:50am.

by Harmonizzle July 05, 2017

Mr. Cuddles

A deadly hit man hired by the nazi's, but its just his stripper name.

steinbergism follower "OI, Mr. Cuddles was excellent today

by the_real_Mr.Cuddles February 24, 2017

huddle cuddle

When more than two people or animals cuddle.

People use the huddle cuddle to stay warm at music festivals like penguins do in Antarctica.

by Katallen13 November 06, 2015

Netflix and Cuddle

When you go over to your boyfriend/girlfriends house to ONLY watch Netflix and cuddle. NO SEX.

Me and Madison are going to Netflix and cuddle since she’s on her period.

by October 30, 2020

clean cuddles

cuddling after both or one of the cuddlers have showered. can be clothed or naked.

"I want cuddles."
"Can we do some clean cuddles? I haven't showered yet today."
"Okay."
*showers*
*clean cuddling commences*

by vengefuII July 01, 2016

man-cuddle

When two guys cuddle with one another. Sometimes this happens when you have to share a bed with another guy or guys. Often used sarcastically among straight guys who pretend to be gay, for laughs.

Friend: "Dude, you wanna crash on the couch?"

Me: "Only if we can man-cuddle..."

Friend: "Dude! No!"

Me: laughs

by Raditude September 23, 2013