Captain Crunch

Bland; utterly unremarkable; as exciting as eating a bowl of captain crunch

"how was the party?"
"eh, it was pretty captain crunch"

by Joe Sherrock December 5, 2007

Big Crunch

Another term for poo.

Dinner was great, sweetie, now I gotta go take a big crunch.

by Stef November 19, 2004

Captain Crunch

Incompetent and/or oblivious moron of a driver who is prone to crashing vehicles into walls, backing into cement traffic-barriers, taking out road-signs, knocking over lamp-posts, denting other parked cars, flattening potted plants, squashing trash-cans, etc.

"Helpful" neighborhood kid: Want me to move your car for you"
You: No thank you, Captain Crunch. I see all the dents you've already put in your own car!

by QuacksO September 23, 2011

Captain Crunch

He is a gay dumb ass captain that loves to crunch. Also a cereal name

Captain crunch is a snacc.

by Physco trash paper thin crispy July 1, 2018

Craptain Crunch

Taking a very nutty poo.

God damnit Jerry, you took a humongous Craptain Crunch in my new bathtub...

by The poo man September 22, 2010

Credit crunch

A low-budget cereal that is so cheap it can only be sold (legally) to people who are unemployed or earning less than 10 Pence (14.3cents) per day.

'What do you have for breakfast'.
'Credit crunch'.
'That is absolutely shite'.
'The cost is cheap when you live in the gorbals'.

by Jockass March 18, 2009

Captain Crunch

A greasy individual who will shit in public with authority.

Holy shit - Captain Crunch just crunched out a log on the side of Highway 401. I hope it rains soon to wash away the lettuce flakes.

by agoblin November 9, 2017