Cruise Mom

a Cruise mom is a mom that in pictures she looks wasted and she always has like this super big smile on her face and ur literally a fucking Cruise mom

Alex: did you see the picture Gaby posted? She looks like such a cruise mom

by Cruisemom November 20, 2016

tom cruise

the act of seducing a girl into having rough sex with you, this act is only possible if you are a scientologist, extremely good looking, have charm, or are just a bad ass.

"Im Tom Cruise lets bang"
"Blame it on Tom Cruise"

by lang.gwai.lo April 26, 2013

The Netflix cruise

When you scroll through Netflix menu for about 30 minutes and then end up on the first thing you saw.

"hey babe can we get off the Netflix cruise" "sure thing pudding" ..... Puts on shrek.

by Bigjimmy987 December 22, 2020

Chief Cruise

A drive, normally out in the country, for the express purpose of chiefing, or smoking weed.

"Went for a quick chief cruise after school and ended up in Nebraska."

by Yellowbell September 21, 2007

Tom cruise

Scientology's poster child.

"Tom cruise has been through many phases, but now he is Scientology's poster child."

by Chunky cheems December 12, 2019

Prolly cruise

The phrase you tell your home boy when you gonna dip. When you say this, he should follow it up by asking if its a legit cruise. You then say its a legit cruise though and dap him up.

Ight, imma prolly cruise. Its a legit cruise though.

by Shaggy the shagger November 21, 2022

cruise a blunt

To drive around smoking a blunt. Usually done by high school boys so their mommy doesn't find out.

Tom "Yo Danny you tryna cruise a blunt?"
Danny "I'm down bro, I'll throw some bills."

by Cardi B. September 14, 2017