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cream pie

a pie with cream in it, what did you expect some kind of sexual innuendo?
female: “i want a cream pie”
male: okay
female: “mmm this is delicious thank you
by hunter041 August 10, 2021
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Blumpkin Cream Pie

Popular Greek-American sex act. If you have to ask, you probably don’t want to know.
Alexis demanded a blumpkin cream pie from her friend.
by CharlieRomeo September 3, 2021
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Muay tai cream pie

When you ejaculate in a women to then throat chop her so she makes a sound similar to Buddhist prayer
Noah gave my sister a muay tai cream pie and I want revenge for his heinous acts
by Kohpissyboi December 6, 2024
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Oatmeal Cream Pie

When you cream pie your favorite GILF after taking her to breakfast to catch the early bird special.
It was getting hot and heavy and then suddenly when she told me that I would be the beneficiary on her life insurance policy I oatmeal cream pied your granny. It was the best night of my life.
by Pete Camache June 25, 2025
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Dream Cream Pie

When a woman shits into a pie shell until it forms a crust for a pie, a man the milks his cock into it until it is filled with cum, he then feeds it to his family
Person 1: I gave a homeless family a Dream Cream Pie
Person 2: Kill yourself
by Freaky Gooner 405 August 1, 2025
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Chocolate Cream Pie

When having anal sex, 1 person or a dildo with a pump of fake semen ejaculates into another person's anal cavity. Inside the person's anal cavity, as anyone knows, is fecal matter. This mixes with the (fake or real) semen. When the penis/dildo is pulled out, drips of semen and feces are normally seen. If not, this is a normal cream pie and not a chocolate cream pie.
To create a chocolate cream pie, 1 must ejaculate into another person's anal cavity where feces is.
by Tarrabyte September 16, 2025
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Chocolate cream pie

You and a few other friends revealed fecal matter in a pie crust and have a circle jerk onto the fecal matter then mix it up thoroughly, then cut slices and eat said pie.
by Sweatycumstain January 5, 2026
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