Crank Yankers

A bunch of midgets secluded from the outside world, trying their hardest to make contact to us, via the telephone. Their sole purpose in life is to break down the difference barriers between us and them.

The crank yankers contacted me yesterday, but I chose not to listen.

by barcode23 October 16, 2003

peddle and crank

Wank

To have a wank

by Anonymous July 31, 2003

Crank Wank

1) To raise all in/cap limit/pot limit pre-flop in texas hold'em or any community card based poker game. Normally happens during online poker.

Yeah, his poker strategy is all crank wank, no skill.

by Mayor Yana May 04, 2008

Crank That Robocop

to ejaculate into a bucket and put it on someone's head

see superman

superman that hoooooo,
then watch me crank that robocop

by Grizzly Fucking Adams December 08, 2007

Crank that frank

Daddy, repressed emo,

Me : crank that frank better fuck me tonight

Crank That frank: I have a girlfriend

Me: that basic bitch *rolls eyes*

by Thatbasicfangirlunicorn June 19, 2017

Crank that Emily

When you're with a girl, about to jizz you cum in her eyes and she walks into a lamp post

So I was with a girl and managed to Crank that Emily

by Balloon123 May 28, 2008

Hand Crank

A reference to pleasurable male masturbation. Jacking off. Wanking one out. Fapping.

Where's Brian? Still in the bathroom? Yea I'm sure he's doing a hand crank.

by Eaton Holgoode April 07, 2017