cotton balls

When a mans balls are dried up of semen from lots of fucking and/or sucking

"That bitch gave me a mean pair of cotton balls, and it hurts so good."

"I'll just find some girl and ask her to give me a pair of cotton balls."

"It's like smokin' weed...with your balls." -Rob

by ghizmo May 16, 2007

tom cotton

To have nuclear explosive diarrhea in one's pants in public.

"I didn't make it to the toilet in time and I Tom Cotton'd all over myself."

by metalmixtress March 10, 2015

Picking Cotton

When a black guy fucks a girl with a tampon in.

Yo dawg, this bitch was raggin last night, so I had to go picking cotton.

by Bblaze86 April 9, 2017

cotton-picker

A cotton-picker is any person, regardless of race, who picks cotton.

Many white people and Hispanics were cotton-pickers in the rural South. I am a white woman, born and raised in Arkansas but now living in the North, married to an architect. I picked cotton in the 1950's for spending money, along with my peers. I am proud of the fact and have a tendancy to brag about it!

by MLR November 9, 2008

cotton vag

Short for Cotton Vagina. Also known as vaginal dryness. Cotton Vag often occurs when sex is not the desired activity of the moment or when a guy just doesn't know when to finish.

"Toss me the lube, I've got an awful case of Cotton Vag!" "I was banging her for like an hour and the bitch got Cotton Vag."

by miss bee January 15, 2008

Touching cotton

You've committed a lumpy corn filled stanky loaf, and there is no turning back.

P.S.A.-If you are touching-cotton, don't sit down unless it's on the Dumper!!

"It felt like an SBD (silent but deadly) and now I'm touching cotton- Woe is me"

by R. Trelford March 9, 2004

cotton swab

a word used to acknowledge when you or someone else knowinly say a sexual slur or pun

dude you think she will come out and play with us........ cotton swab

by TAF119 March 16, 2009