Cosmic Babysitter

God, according to Republicans.

According to the Republicans, global warming is a non-issue because even if it's real, their Cosmic Babysitter will drop in and save them in the end. Yippeeeeee!

by Submitters of Words December 11, 2011

orgasmic cosmatology

The art of making an orgasm look good on film.

Orgasmic cosmatology-how porn directors make women porn stars act like theyre having an orgasm when theyre not.

by Mattatasticle February 12, 2008

cosmic boner

(n) A boner that is 3x to 50X the size of the average boner. It's force is so great that it is known to break the sound barrier and destroy solid rock.

"My cosmic boner was so big, my girlfriend exploded and my 8 year old next door neighbor died because he was either A. blasted away from the giz, B. crushed, or C. died from the sight

by Peter S May 19, 2005

cosmic jelly-bean jizzer

someone that has outer-space jelly-beans, so each time they ejaculate, their semen is a different flavor of jelly-bean.

Sally: why does your jizz taste so yummy?
Bob: i ate some jelly beans from outer-space.
Sally: you're a cosmic jelly-bean jizzer? that explains everything!!!!

by Gentleman thief April 26, 2010

Cosmic Memers

HOE HOE HOE'S where they at tho. however Owner says I like Owners Boyfriend and want his phat penis all in my face not really anyways cosmic memers is about a discord server that contains mostly nsfw 95% and 5% SFW content used for dank memer yolo swag

"Cosmic Memers is the best server ever in discord"

by Klatik December 7, 2020

cosma

A nerd, one who sits at home and plays Halo all day. A Cosma masterbates to Halo characters.

The "Cosma" is jackin' it.

by ELHS24 October 1, 2006

Cosmic Rift

The best game ever, download it at www.cosmicrift.com

Cool Guy: Cosmic rift is better than CS, SC, D2, and WC3
Nerd: DERRR NO ITS NOT IR COOL ROOFLES!!111
Cool Guy: *click *clock *BLAM!!!
Nerd: wtf... you type killed me?

by meh November 10, 2003