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corona crunked

When you're quarantined for weeks and do nothing but eat pot brownies and drink wine til u pass out with your dog for 18 hours a day (and sometimes cook and forget you cooked).
Chi and Mavis are corona crunked by 11 am again after waking up to a pot brownie and bottle of wine.
by edstar77 March 20, 2020
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Corona Virus

My friends grandma died yesterday. The Corona Virus strikes again
by Unicorngirll March 15, 2020
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Corona Tax

The necessary amount of people needed to die from COVID-19 to raise the DOW.
I made sure that my granddad paid his corona tax.
by CoronaTax March 25, 2020
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Corona Flu

The act of taking the day off work or school due to a hangover.
Hey - have you seen Scottie today?
No, I think he took the day off with the corona flu
by pbids February 3, 2020
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Corona virus

The life of Corona started in 2020-2021 and caused many deaths, it started the great toilet paper depression of 2020.It was released into the world from a lab to cool down the human population and mutated.it infected a bat who got eaten by a bloke in China and then the great global Pandemic started, Boris banned Christmas because of it btw, it was Bullshit
2095

John: Daddy what was the Corona virus?

Danny: It was a Virus known as Covid-19, the government made it in a lab and released it , it infected a bat who got eaten by some random bloke from China and spread around the world Causing the Global Pandemic that caused a global meltdown.then people stole all the toilet paper they could get their hands on, hence the Toilet Paper Depression Of 2020.Boris Banned Christmas, much like Oliver Cromwell, and stole everyone's fun because of this Corona.we only barely survived my dear boy.

John: Boris banned Christmas?

Danny: Yes my dear boy, he took it from everyone like the grinch we know as Oliver Cromwell.
by THEBITCHTHATSTOLECHRISTMAS!!!! January 16, 2021
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Corona-Cancelled

When your plans were cancelled due to the coronavirus.
Me and my friends were going to go hang out at the mall, but our plans got corona-cancelled.
by Flawful March 26, 2020
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Corona credit

I wouldn’t have passed geometry or the regents if not for the Corona credit.
by N0n-3xistent February 10, 2022
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