Corn Baby

A ripe, girthy turd birthed after a particularly overly starchy meal. Most commonly, excessive corn
consumption.

I had a blast at the fall corn festival this year. Roasting corn, kettle corn, corn fritters, corn relish, corn nuggets, you name it. I was obviously not alone enjoying the fall bounty because those portable shitters at the event were full of corn babies and I dropped my own corn baby right on top the blue water for the next person to admire.

by Eaton Holgoode October 4, 2018

corn chisel

Yet another slang term for a penis.
Using your dick to chip corn out of ones shit

That chick don't want nothing to do with your nasty corn chisel.

by snake-dick November 11, 2010

corn-tan

a tan created by being a sun slut.

you're such a corn-tan.

nice corn-tan.

are you ok? you look like you're sporting a corn-tan.

oh my god! look at your corn-tan!

you should get that corn-tan checked out.

by corn-tanner March 27, 2010

itchy corn

feeling you get, when you have not cleaned your dick for a while.

I have a itchy corn, I guess I need to see a doctor.

by iKnowBetter September 29, 2014

corn people

People's that live in the holy corn field

Did you see them corn people

by Bobthekiller155 December 30, 2015

Corn Hub

A place were people show off their sexy corn.

I go to corn hub when I need to get turned on.

by we support gay pride May 23, 2019

internet corn

porn, but ya know. it is corn

Damn, im so corny. im gonna have to watch so much internet corn tonight

by THIRDLEGGREG April 4, 2017