Cooter Block

When a guy has a girlfriend and looks at other women the way he should look at his girlfriend. Sometimes even right in front of his girlfriend when their on a date.

Girl #1: Jimmy was being a real cooter block at the party last night.
Girl #2: It really hurts when BOYS do that.

by smxkinsxdnes February 29, 2020

cooter snoot

someone who sniffs or snoops around the va jay-jay region

(use in sentences in place for nicknames)
"Hey! What's up cooter snoot?"

by S K R February 04, 2009

cooter valley

The patch where hair doesn't grow in a mustache

My girl doesn't like my mustache. So she rides my cooter valley.

by Cheswick Breezy January 12, 2019

Cooter Powder

Dried remnants of a wet pussy. Scraped out of panties of a lady who has been aroused. Snorted in a similar fashion to crack cocaine.

Donna produced quite a bit of cooter powder last night. She must’ve been very worked up.

by DRSD October 20, 2021

Cooter fleas

What happens when a woman's cooter gets infested with fleas.

She is scratching cause she has cooter fleas,

by Assbark April 01, 2010

cooter swamper

1. An extremely attractive person

2. Anything sure to turn a female on

1. "Ooh girl, I just saw my neighbor with his shirt off, can you say cooter swamper? I think I need a cold shower. "
2. "Bitches can't resist the romantic types, romance=instant cooter swamper ."

by Twelve Foot Yeti April 08, 2016

cousin cooter

Cousin cooter is a bad ass redneck that fucks bitches and rips on his dirt bike.

That redneck is such a cousin cooter

by Ride red #17 July 31, 2017