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Ads that have adapted to adblockers, and became "real" stories about saving 15 percent or more on car insurance. Also the 265th episode of South Park.
I just want to watch the news, but then I'm looking at an ad. I try to click the x, but it turns out its a link for the top ten worst celebrity plastic surgeries ever. So as I'm looking through it I get another ad leading to a slideshow on money making hacks even though it isn't even a hack, leading me to another ad, but I just want to know about the presidential campaign, but when I try to go back it turns out its a link to some sponsored content about Geico. And then the cycle repeats.
by aQUAT1C January 28, 2016
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uranating contest

How some people say or write (and spell} the phrase, "pissing match".
A pissing match is loosely defined as two or more people arguing (and quite vehemently so) over some piss ant, petty, insignificant matter.
{Police officer}: So, what's going on Megan?
{Megan} Drake & Josh are having a uranating contest over who destroyed my treehouse with their model rocket. Drake says he didn't do it because he knows nothing about model rocketry -- he pronounces the word, "fuselage" as, "fyoo SELL' a jee", and Josh says he didn't do it because he's a brainiac and set the rocket's course with deadly precision.
by Telephony May 22, 2016
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putnam connecticut

A town where every kid hangs out at the skate park and smokes more weed then snoop dog. Most kids here think they are ghetto because they own Jordan’s and where off brand Louis Vuitton. Almost every teacher quit in Putnam middle school quit due to the class of 2020 being their students.
Damn bro she’s from Putnam Connecticut ? Be careful
by Ameri Smith April 22, 2018
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just contact me through the app

What a woman tells a man that she met on Tinder when he asks for her number and/or a second date and she does not want to see him again.
You: I had a great time, it would be great to hangout again
Her: Me too
You: How can I get in touch with you?
Her: Just contact me through the app
by dutone October 24, 2019
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user-degenerated content

Similar to user-generated content, but failed. The most widely spread type of media on the internet.
Youtube videos showing Dragonball scenes while Nirvana music is playing in the background are user-degenerated content.
by earl1999 September 19, 2009
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Going to Connecticut

"Hey, Kurt, what are you doing this weekend?"
"I am going to Connecticut!"
"Excellent. Enjoy the act of having sex with a white woman."
by El Gatito Kosher February 26, 2013
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Urban pissing contest

A battle between contemporaries, as to who has submitted the most Urban Dictionary entries.
CPiz: "I now have 6 Urban Dictionary entries to your 4"
DGiz: "I guess you're winning the Urban pissing contest then"
CPiz: "Yes, aren't I clever!"
DGiz: "Eat a dick"
by ThePonderer December 6, 2016
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