1)Barrack Obama
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke
And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"
2)Joe Biden (Idiot)
3)Eric Holder
4)Timothy Geitner
5)Janet Napolitano
6)Nancy Pelosi
7)Ben Burnanke
And of Course... Van Jones the "Green Jobs Czar"
Person 1: "Oh, so did you hear Obama wants to host the Olympics in his hometown of Chicago?"
Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"
Person 2: "Yeah if I was an aspiring communist dictator I would like to make my hometown famous too"
by Blowbama October 8, 2009
Get the Communist mug.An Idealistic system of government. Started with Karl Marx (author of The Communist Manifesto), and has never been acheived by any country in its idealized form.
The basic principles stand that because in capitalism the owner (bourgoise) always pwns the working class (proletarians). Marx's solution was to eliminate all class, have everyone equal, and eliminate money, government, and social systems. Although utopian when carried out correctly, the idealogy has been consistently defeated by the natural human greed, hax0rs, and the need for being the best. Because Humans are naturally greedy, and by evolutionary stand points always strive to acheive maximum 1337ness, the theory of Communism developed by Marx is practically implausible and ideal.
The basic principles stand that because in capitalism the owner (bourgoise) always pwns the working class (proletarians). Marx's solution was to eliminate all class, have everyone equal, and eliminate money, government, and social systems. Although utopian when carried out correctly, the idealogy has been consistently defeated by the natural human greed, hax0rs, and the need for being the best. Because Humans are naturally greedy, and by evolutionary stand points always strive to acheive maximum 1337ness, the theory of Communism developed by Marx is practically implausible and ideal.
Bob: Although capitalism is a good idea, it breeds two seperate classes, and tends to cause poverty.
Jim: Yeah, but communism is impossible for humans to use, so we are basically screwed.
Jim: Yeah, but communism is impossible for humans to use, so we are basically screwed.
by Honest Abe December 22, 2004
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Oh boy, i can't wait to start up a nation of communism <3, EVERYONE WILL SHARE AND ALL WILL BE PEACEFUL AND PONIES AND FLOWERS AND AND AND <3!!!
Five months later: ...OH FUCK
Five months later: ...OH FUCK
by Morpha's Tox Box July 4, 2011
Get the communism mug.Communism is like trying to send a flare to warn people about a fire: it seemed like a good idea at the time, but it just made things worse.
by Shadovsky August 26, 2004
Get the Communism mug.by DojoMojo April 19, 2003
Get the communism mug.a system of complete equalness that is constantly missunderstood by most people , like those who use commie in a bad sense
by Oj Docs December 9, 2003
Get the communism mug.All schools, such as your typical high school that you go to. Forcing you to learn and do homework is one of the many things such communist schools do. Bewarned that all schools are communist schools
Jeff, we have such a communism school, forcing us to take finals and giving us homework over break. It needs to die.
by Pedro K. Hasseem December 4, 2017
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