coconuts and twizzlers

This phrase is said to have originated in KS, and is used as a synonym for female and male genitalia respectively. The story goes that a young child became frightened when discovering her genitals. She screamed at her mother that there was a "coconut" in there, and she wanted it out, now! Her mother laughed and explained that she, too, had a "coconut" as did the child's grandma, and, in fact, all the other girls in the whole world. The child then said that her father did not have a coconut, he had a twizzler. The common phrasing of coconuts and twizzlers can now be found everywhere.

"Eesh, this room is full of coconuts and twizzlers!"

"Umm...please put your twizzler away."

"I'd do anything to get my hands on her coconut."

by Thorne Thornton August 31, 2011

coconut

The Coconut Tree is called "The Tree of Life" because of the endless list of products and by- products derived from its various parts. Food, shelter, fuel - name it, the coconut has it. The coconut industry is considered a major dollar earner that provides livelihood to one-third of the country's population.

coconut - buko,niyog

by jangjaehyuk10 November 27, 2012

Coconut Cupcake

When a man cums in a girls ass and she farts it back into the mans hand to which he slaps her in the face with the "cupcake".

"Keith, that coconut cupcake you gave me last night was out of this world."

"I was banging my girlfriend in the ass last night. After I came I gave her a delightful coconut cupcake."

by keithO2013 March 29, 2013

Coconut Queen

A gay man or bioqueen who enjoys strict relations with Polynesian boys. You can find these Coconut Queens gushing at a Hawaiian Lu'au or Maori Hangi. These particular types of queens are mostly white males with iPhones (20% have android).

"Damn, gurrrrl. That Polynesian rugby team has got this Coconut Queen ready to bust a coconut!"

"Jeff is trying to flirt with that Samoan Fire Knife dancer and he keeps ignoring him. Sad, little Coconut Queen."

by boomkanani March 7, 2014

Coconut

Either a person that is black or colored on the outside but acts white, so it's like their skin color is not real

or

A white person that tries to act black around you but acts too white away from black people to be so

ex. 1 "Man that guy is such a coconut he tried to fist bump me."
ex. 2 "That girl is such a coconut that it's like her skin color is make up."

by D-D-D-D- DAAYYYYYYUUUUUUMMMM December 7, 2016

Coconut

A word used to describe an indian person who acts like a white person. Usually used as an insult.

Bianca is such a coconut.

by kushkush28 May 16, 2016

Coconut

Someone that's dumb as fuck, even lacking common sense and has no idea.

That coconut was playing loud music at 3am while everyone was asleep.

by Ligris13 February 27, 2017