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cob o'shit

When you drop a deuce as big and bumpy and firm as a cob of corn.
Yo don't go in the bathroom I saw a huge cob o'shit in urinal.
by Corn chub February 1, 2016
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Web of Cob

any replicated variety of a spider’s Cob Web
During the Hallo’s of Ween, I decorate my house with a multitude of Web of Cob.
by Horizonogre November 8, 2019
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Cob Cutter

Any individual trained in cutting off pieces of Web of Cob.
After multiple individuals were Cob-smacked by the Web of Cob, I had to hire a Cob Cutter to make much needed repairs.
by Horizonogre November 9, 2019
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Cob-Smacked

What happens when an unsuspecting individual unknowingly walks into a Web of Cob.
My neighbor came over for a visit during the Hallo’s of Ween, and was immediately Cob-Smacked.
by Horizonogre November 9, 2019
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Cobbed

Term (coined by M.Gervasi) to denote someone or something that is in a bad situation.
"You're really cobbed now" "That PS4 you dropped is totally cobbed"
by OG Cranie December 30, 2019
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Kiss on the cob

Oi, mate, that banging bird gave me a wee kiss on the cob, innit, jacob
by Bob da sucka April 25, 2019
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Cob

Oi cob
by Shhdh May 12, 2019
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