perm-coma

when you wake up in the nightmare of a '70s hairdressing salon.

My jet-slagdom - 1/10th conscious, 9/10ths submerged in perm-coma; like an ice cube in a glass of whiskey.

by JollersStanley June 1, 2011

Coma Blanket

A large blanket that covers one's body like it's being soul fucked by a cloud. Usually arm-knitted by a dude named Steve, the Coma Blanket is certain to ruin your life if you lack any sort of will power. Like the drug Heroin, once you experience the Coma Blanket, all of your desires to lead a productive life will slowly diminish as you ponder why you even have a job in the first place. You don't really need a house.....

I was going to adult today, but .....Coma Blanket.

by Jessmeow January 27, 2018

Rose Coma

The state of unconsciousness that occurs after using a rose clit stimulator toy to completion.

Her man thought she was out cheating, but she was home alone and put herself into a rose coma.

by JustJoshTX April 4, 2022

crash coma

when someone who has consumed excessive amounts of caffeinated high sugar energy drinks , and then finds themselves falling asleep as a result of the crash , only to wake up 10 - 12 hours later.

dude yesterday he drank 6 cans of monster and went into a crash coma , he only woke up 5 minutes ago , he's been asleep for 13 hours .

by D raper May 15, 2010

Chat Coma

1. Anyone who is away from their keyboard or busy with life or pm's, who doesn't answer in a room or pm box.
2. Any name placed in a chat room, but the user is not monitoring the room. Usually these names never reply when someone types or talks to them.

Example: Julie hasn't answered anyone in the room today, she must be in a chat coma.

by oD Katz September 22, 2011

Coma constant

If you look up theories of whatever movie/series/book/game and take the number of all the speculations, you have to add (if not included) a certain constant in which (most of the time) a major character has been in coma the whole time and the plot was just made up in their head.

Because of this the number of theories can never be zero, thus making it a coma constant.

Person A: I really liked the story of {title}, I wonder if there are any good fan theories about it.
Person B: I've read something about {character} being in coma since {event}, nothing else

Person A: It's always that coma constant... Meh

Famous examples:
- Ash from Pokémon
- Harry from Harry Potter

- Finn from Adventure Time

by Lerua November 25, 2016

british coma

A really really deep or good sleep induced by someone talking with a really calming English accent

Why didn't Jerry wake up until noon?

He was in a british coma because of that audiobook.

by absolute door handle July 29, 2020