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Clock God

The Clock God is a being who sees all and knows all, If you don't worship him you'll be trapped in a hourglass
Someonewhoisntme:Did you worship the Clock God?
Someonewhoalsoisntme: Obviously, i don't wanna be trapped in a hour glass
by Not Akai September 1, 2017
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Bum Clock

I lifted a sod of turf and a bum clock ran out and scared the wits out of me.
by Fasciola June 12, 2018
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Clock a Nigga

1) To hit or beat someone for acting in an inappropriate or disrespectful manner.
2) An unseen beating like a slap that happens before you know It. You only know you’ve been hit after you feel the sting or the pain.
1) If josh tries putting his hands on me again, I’ll clock a nigga so fast he won’t see it coming.
2) That dude put his hands on my sister, I’m going to clock a nigga
by PseudoMuse June 14, 2018
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Analog clock

Some numbered circle NOBODY can read!
I wanted a clock, and my POOPSICLE MOM got me an analog clock!
by EPIXGAMING February 17, 2019
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father clock

A father that has a well known son, named alarm. Even though many hate alarm, he is very useful and father clock will love him no matter what.
That father clock needs to control his alarm!
by Myahsaurus Rex July 13, 2017
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killing the clock

I be killing the clock, and getting paid!
by Hizzyboo January 18, 2018
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Piss on the Clock

When you take a piss before you punch out at work.
Employee #1: Hey man, want me to punch you out?
Employee #2: No man I'm gonna take a piss on the clock.
by ASSMANIA!ASSMANIA! July 30, 2011
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