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Cliff

1.) (noun)

An ancient German name meaning “the sound of a horses hooves on pavement” (E.g.: Kliff Kloff)

Men of this namesake tend to be highly intelligent, hard working, funny, and extremely good looking.

Cliffs always have many glowing attributes, however they are commonly born with the inability to spot a shit tosser. This can cause them stress throughout life, as they are constantly under the threat of being in the blast zone.

You can typically find a Cliff watching the movie White Squall, or in their backyard practicing karate kicks and yelling “Yee-Haw Mother F-ckers!”

If you have seen or know a Cliff, consider yourself very lucky. If you can call a Cliff your friend, consider yourself even luckier.

2. (noun)

A dangerous place to walk blind-folded.
That dude is top notch. He must be a Cliff.
by Rexella Flipcup, Esquire April 13, 2019
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Cliff Baby

When someone gets called out on their poor work, performance or actions and their response is to cry to authorities as opposed to fixing their ways or speaking up for themselves.
Carlson CLIFF BABYED after everyone saw what he didnt do at work. Hes always CLIFF BABYING after getting called out for what he does. He CLIFF BABYED someone at work after being caught being a loser employee. Watch out , hes know to CLIFF BABY people to cover for his inadequacies.
by TiredTech March 9, 2020
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cubicle cliff hanging

Climbing to the top of public toilet cubicle whilst door open an taking a dump
Hey guys $1 each to come watch Dan cubicle cliff hanging in the toilets
by bartlehunter86 July 15, 2016
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Aya's Cliff

When you are Agile and your local Aya decides to wake up from her everlasting, coma-resembling hibernation and finish the sprint in 4 hours instead of 3 weeks. Visually a burndown graph shows a square-shaped cliff dropping all the way to 0 on the y-axis.
Jesus, we just started our sprint today and we managed to a create an Aya's Cliff.
by Doom2223 May 24, 2024
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Ok
Lexias:I AM GOING TO THROW A CHILD OFF A CLIFF!
The child:pls woman dont.
*lexias throws the child anyways*
by Yourskoliosexualqueen November 25, 2021
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