spite chores

When you make someone mad and you start doing their chores out of spite just so you can either make them happy or pissed

Tommy was pissed at Jenny so he started doing spite chores so when she put her dish in the sink he can get pissed that someone dirtied up the kitchen he just cleaned

by Midget mike reloaded April 30, 2023

dilf chores

What a stay at home Dad does for your Mom after she gets home from a long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab.

Daughter: Hey Dad, can we play fortnite?

DILF: Not now, kid. Gotta do my dilf chores for your Mom, she had another long day at the Nuclear-Brain-Cancer-Research-STEM-Field-Lab. We can play fortnite in 6 to 9 hours; If you make dinner.

Daughter: ur such a simp, Dad

DILF: *hits vape angrily* Thats it, no vaping for half an hour, bucko.

Daughter *BhGGTCYvUvYYvUGyFycUGfy%^%~?^<*.*%?^€??^#.'!!!!!!!*

by asschins12 July 20, 2023

Cunt Chorus

In British pub and restaurant culture when a server drops a plate or a glass, a Cunt Chorus is when some of the restaurant customers jeer or mock them loudly with the intention of making the server feel bad. This is more prevalent in poorer areas.

"Why did the waitress go home early?"

"She dropped a plate, and the Cunt Chorus made her cry."

by White Wine and Fine September 10, 2023

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it’s not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all…

“Oh I think I ripped a cord cord” “you should check your anal cords”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Anal cords

Anal cords help you fart just like the strings of a guitar make music. Everybody is born with 6 of these strands made from silk, every time you fart really bad it's not a bad idea to check your anal cords because nobody knows what happened if you lose them all...

“I think I ripped a cord” “you should get that checked out by a anal anal cords specialist”

by Finliathon March 13, 2024

Food Chord

A group of flavors that taste just right

Hey that skittles pack is such a good food chord

by Skulltheskull May 7, 2024

coral chorus

A Fortnite lobby music track that in 2024 my school wouldn't shut the hell up about

Owen: "AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA"

Ashley: "Stop screaming!"

Owen: "Stop, I'm just singing coral chorus"

by zaqwes November 24, 2024