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Vomit Children

vomit children
When two people, who you could not possibly picture having sex, experience the desire to procreate, they must choose a method other than sexual intercourse, because it's impossible to envision the former. So, the female feeds herself some really horrible food until she vomits so much that her unfertilized ovum comes out in the puddle of spew. The male then ejaculates into the puddle. The eggs are fertilized, and, as the vomit evaporates, a cloud of babies is born.
I can't see Tim and Ash ever having sex. I just can't picture it. They should just have some vomit children.
by Jesse Bailey May 13, 2006
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Advent Children

Advent Children is a movie based on the popular game Final Fantasy VII. Truth be told, this movie sucked, but good luck getting any Final Fantasy junkie to admit that. As we all know, Final Fantasy VII was a great(albeit overrated)game. Square knew this as well, and so, this movie was made. The story is a poor excuse to have the two most popular emo characeters from the Final Fantasy series get into a huge epic fight. But the story didn't matter to the fans, they just creamed their pants as soon as Cloud and Sephiroth pulled out their giant swords and started swinging.
Final Fantasy Fanboy "Hey Set! Wasn't Advent Children a great movie!?!"

Set "Sure it was. If by great you mean: A poor story, a poor script, poor voice acting, and a bunch of cell phones. But i guess all that's ok, because the two emos had a big, overblown fight scene."
by Set Abominae March 15, 2007
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Children

The best people on earth. Innocent and full of adventure. Free spirited and accepting.
My Children are my heart walking around outside my body.
by namsok July 5, 2008
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Unborn Children

i could really go for some unborn children right now
by Fuck me!dadasdsd September 2, 2018
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children of the soil

1. Politcally correct term for redneck or hillbilly.
That guy's a redneck!

I think they prefer to be called "children of the soil".
by arkansan November 10, 2004
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Take the children for a swim

Defined as sperm deposited by ejaculation into the anus during anal sex and then act of defecating and flushing the toilet. A gross reference to a bodily function resulting in the sperm being flushed down the john with the feces after anal sex. Usually a gay man or a woman can take the children for a swim.
He knew she was the right one when he found out not only could she cook, she had manners too. She could take it up the ass like a pro and told me she would take the children for a swim so she wouldn't ruin my new 600 thread count sheets.

Gay guys are so lucky because they don't have to worry about getting knocked up. After sex they take the children for a swim and don't have to worry about hearing those sobering words, I missed my period.
by Leatherlaird July 4, 2009
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slower than the other children

Used to describe a person whose mental capabilities are not up to par; a retard.
"I didn't know that thing in the Disney logo was a D"

"Are you slower than the other children?"

"Clearly"
by mb261 May 24, 2010
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