certified crashout

when Alexa gets blocked by her ex…

“Yo Alexa emailed her, texted her on text now, called her 160 times, cashapped her, sent letters in the mail, etc”

“damn she a certified crashout”

by mrs.crashdummy July 28, 2024

Certified duluth tough guy

Adam ames

Watch out that's Adam ames he's a certified duluth tough guy.

by Traversme October 2, 2022

Certified lover boy

Another term for pedophile.

Certified lover boy? Certified pedophiles.

by not_like_us May 8, 2024

Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.

by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024

Certified lover boy

Certified lover boy is that guy who his birthday is on the valentine's day

-Do you know that stergios is a certified lover boy?
-why?
-he was born on the valentine's day

by StergiosShorty February 9, 2022

certified anal probe

When you stick your balls in ones rectum and jiggle around or do a ritual dance

Her:Why are your balls in My butt
Him:I'm doing my ritual dance just take it its called certified anal probe

by Chickenlicker2000 August 28, 2016

Certified Cheeseboy

A hun magnet the definition of an alpha male usually the dudes with the vibe when they pull up niggas get mad because they hunnies start acting up. Most importantly Tho shall always life by the Gospel of future Hendrix

Brada di ding is if it ain't Certified Cheeseboys than it gotta go maaaayne

by Certified Cheeseboy November 22, 2021