Certified pedofile

Dude look at Mathew squires

Making fun of others yet he’s a certified pedofile.

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans community yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE not only that he’s on the Austin list beware watch out hide your kids man. Not to mention. Austin serial killer suspect list

Look it’s MATHEW SQUIRES mad I called him out for making fun of trans gender, yet he’s a CERTIFIED PEDOFILE.

by 2pacsback1990 August 12, 2024

certified blox classic

known as the album that involves roblox-related songs

Person 1: do you wanna listen to some certified blox classics
Person 2: put on guest mode and yeah

by jey kaweedo April 6, 2025

Certified runner

A wet farts that you are unable to catch and makes its way all the way down past your knee before you can get to the bathroom.

Oh no I just started and I think it's a certified runner I can feel it going down my leg

by Wisest rizzler April 27, 2025

G.I.A Certified

When a diamond has been officially graded by the Gemological Institute of America (GIA) — the most trusted and respected source in the diamond world. GIA don’t play. If it says GIA certified, that means the diamond is real, has receipts, and got evaluated for quality (cut, clarity, color, and carat). It’s not just somebody sayin’ it look good — it’s officially documented and backed.

This what rappers talkin’ about when they say “GIA certified diamonds.” It’s that top-tier, no cap, certified shine.

Been Georgia-certified since day one—now my neck G.I.A Certified too. Pressure every way.

by visionaryshit May 9, 2025

Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut

A slur used most commonly on discord used in its whole form "Certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut" meaning a black slut who has sexual relationships with his family.

Commonly used on egirls or edaters who were exposed

You certified pre-owned incestious black nigger cumslut whore.

by Mikehall Jacksun May 23, 2025

Whiteline certified

Someone who is good at hitting whitelines while cutting up

This nigga whiteline certified

by Wheres.W212 May 31, 2025

Certified pre-owned child

A certified pre-owned child is a step child

Person a: Hey, I didn't know you had kids?
Person b: Hey

Yeah, this is my certified pre-owned child from my new marriage

by Mama trance July 20, 2023