The individual who has been thrown out of a bar more times than any other; the captain of those who have been 86'd.
by del fuego November 11, 2003

Guy 1: dude look at Jesse's sunburn! Hes gonna be hurting tomorrow!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
Jesse: Naw thats my fuckn captains tan!
by Novacaine86 May 16, 2010

-hopes on chu- what's this? owo -starts doing a captain nibbles on chu dick- sluuuurp why is there white stuff? hehe x3
by Wizard Cat June 27, 2017

Captains Cupboard is a term also known as a Head Stash.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
“Head Stash” or “Captains Cupboard” is used for the special or especially good strains of weed only smoked by the grower or seller.
by SheldonJohnLavway November 19, 2019

by J-Winner March 25, 2010

the asshole of a group of people that you can't really hate because the things he does are funny. Even if he is a dick.
look at captain assholeover there chugging in that freshmens face.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
come outside and look at captain asshole passed out in the bushes.
by cheif asshole October 11, 2010

A person who really loves making digiorno pizza, especially at 2 o clock in the morning. What makes a true captain digiorno though is that this person will wear the empty pizza box on his head for the rest of the night or morning.
by Sargeant Sweatpants August 6, 2009
