Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).

What the hell are doin over there Calvin.

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025

Calvin

We don’t talk about “it”

Son: Dad there’s Calvin with a Jim Crow shirt on
Me: go gargle your fucking mouth with holy water

by Ruly January 11, 2019

Calvin

Someone who hates the Beatles but loves black panther!

Yo, that guy is such a Calvin! He can’t stand the Beatles but is in love with black panther!

by Uggggwe May 24, 2018

Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape

I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin

by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018

calvin keng

a guy that must be a noob and everything he does.

bro stp being a calvin keng.

by coocoododo June 9, 2022

Calvin

A name for a guy who’s usually a good guy but sometimes it references a guy who’s a troublemaker

I don’t like this kid… calvin

by Prince_john November 21, 2021