Calvin

A fatass with a tiny dick, is a jackass to everyone...especially his best friend ..has the biggest ego out of everyone

Calvin is a fatass

by Yettusthwfeetus September 21, 2019

Calvin

The most amazing person that you will ever meet.

"I really love Calvin"
"Heyyy Calvin"

by uGlYaSsBoI6969 February 4, 2019

Calvin

Calvins are very nice people. They make other people happy and are very helpful and kind. Calvins deserve the world. We need more Calvins in the world.

Person 1: Who's that over there?
Person 2: My friend Calvin!!
Person 1: Wow! He must be a nice person!

by Runeee October 31, 2021

Calvin barbassa

Funny YouTube guy that got shout out by the funny Moroccan man yahiamice

Calvin barbassa please marry me

by Chad pvz2 fan November 20, 2023

Calvin

Calvin has a a huge ass dick, so huge he has to stuff it in his sock.

Calvin, what did you stuff in your pants?

nothing, that’s my huge ass dick.

by Hoax,.mc January 28, 2022

Calvin

Crusty turd booster(aka: crusty turd edger).

What the hell are doin over there Calvin.

by WynnBros January 31, 2025

Calvin Appreciation

A sequence of days in which we appreciate our friend Calvin. May 8-May 12. National, annual event.

Are you excited for Calvin Appreciation this week?
Yeah! We’re gonna drink Dr Pepper and wear purple and listen to metal and Jeff Buckley.

by mysweetheartthedrunk May 8, 2025