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Calvin

Calvin is an annoying person, he constantly acts like an ape
I saw a monkey throwing his fecal matter at the wall the other day, seems like a Calvin
by JoelTheNonce September 23, 2018
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CALVIN

Calvin is an angsty guy who occasionally homie hops. He storms around the neighborhood being a creep and is typically a downer but can sometimes bring some excitement. He has a weird attraction to his family members specifically his sister. Overall Clavin is a unique individual who tries hard but isn't that hard.
by Potatoes03 August 9, 2022
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Calvin

The drop dead most sexy man in the whole world. Grow women leave their spouses for a lick of the hair of a Calvin. Calvin will pipe you up like a vanilla twinkie. His dick is seen as seen as the dick of Priapus, the god of fertility, his dick is so enormous it can kill people with one slap.
Have you seen Calvin, the male stripper.
Yea hes so hot.
by BobywasabiLUV@yourmom.com October 31, 2022
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Curvy calvin

Slur used to shame or insult people who have natural curves often used by people with high metabolisms and can’t gain any weight to feel better about themselves. Very offensive if you see anyone use this you should definitely report them because they need to be taught a lesson
Oh I’m skinny at least I’m not a curvy Calvin like you, you see that girl she’s such a curvy Calvin you should hit her with your car.
by Craigpossiblypoopedhimself November 16, 2022
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Calvin

Is the greatest munch of all time, got Lebron's James'd by his dog.
"That bitch ass nigga Calvin
by nutinyabutt November 19, 2022
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Calvin Dietz

Calvin Dietz invented sitting, don’t look that up
by This goddamn guy October 16, 2022
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