Dumb safeway bag/cal

A depressed faggot. He’s a short gremlin mix but he’s very cool and nice. He’s a proud non wiper!

Dumb safeway bag/Cal: I don’t wipe
Everyone: DATE ME

by Asshatofficial January 14, 2022

Cal

sexiest man alive, massive horse dong and is a lady’s man

Girl: hey what’s your name
Cal: Cal
Girl: woah i wanna have babies with you

by FatherCal June 24, 2020

carly and cal

the are the perfect couple ever, same height, and they will get married and go to the same college

Carly and Cal are perfect together !

by guavapoop December 10, 2016

Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)

literally one of the most underrated characters in victoria aveyard's "red queen" series. brave, supportive and always standing for his beliefs, I LOVE THIS MAN AND I'M SO SORRY FOR WHAT HE WAS GOING TROUGH THE ENTIRE SERIES

Person 1: Do you like Tiberias Calore VII (Cal)?

Person 2: Yes, he's really caring, intelligent, and, you know, the man of my dreams.

by soxenia May 5, 2022

Cal-du-cat

The stray/outside cat that dwells around the cal-du-sac of the neighborhood.

"That dang cal-du-cat keeps going around begging for food, it's fat enough!"
"The kids love to play with the cal-du cat, I hope it doesn't have fleas."
"We named the cal-du-cat 'Patches'."

by Bu-tan February 15, 2020

makenna and cal

two people that are so obsessed with eachother they would eat eachothers toes

makenna and cal were making out during lunch wtf

by jekdkskmsmsme February 24, 2019

Cal Walsh

A boy who loves his Oasis a bit too much. He also has a dream in which he wishes to drive real far and ultimately just getaway. Despite all of this though, Cal Walsh's tend to have a loving, yet northern, soul which everybody needs in their life.

Wow that boy just stole a boat to go to the USA, reminds me of that of a Cal Walsh

by grizzlybearloverrr May 4, 2020