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Nuevo Cali

Anywhere Midwest or Northern West to Ohio where small homesteads are sold at a premium in post pandemic America. These may be hobby farms or single wide carpentry-enhanced camping villas on minimal to wide acreage. Some include mobile homes on less than <10 ACREAS and cost in excess of of double or more previous decades value, but in most cases previous YEAR's value Must have at least a fruit tree, grapes, or vined produce or otherwise specialty agriculture product including specialty mushrooms and/or medical and certifiable crop. The homes appearance, or overall property and standing structures must be country side picturesque or of matching metal roofs, trim, or containg other unifying features such as boulders, or in certain cases patina perfect rusted and collectible automobiles now including not newer than 1994.
Found a 200k Nuevo Cali on Zillow. Has a spring fed well. Parasites, but apparently treatable.
by daTookZah July 25, 2021
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Caly Valence

The most beautiful thing you've ever seen. Something from heaven
by CrackaJones January 1, 2012
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Cali-Commit

The way young adults particularly in Souther California commit to things, that generally never happen.
Hey man, we're going to catch some rays down by the bay at 2 if you wanna join.

'Oh word, sounds cool, let me know'

I am letting you know right now ya fucktard...typical cali-commit.
by tyjo121 August 8, 2017
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Cali

cali.where do i start? she’s a very kind, sweet, gorgeous, funny, perfect, and amazing role model. she is the definition of perfect. she can make you laugh in the darkest and lowest of the lows. she can make you smile in one look. she has a smile that can light up a whole room. she is an angel from heaven and a true blessing to this world. she is friends with everyone and is a peace maker. allthough she can be sassy she can stop drama in a blink of an eye. she is very hard to describe because she’s so amazing. you should find a Cali in your life! She will be loyal. She’ll always have your back, she’ll never spill tea about you and she will shut down all the false gossip about you. she can be the best kind of protective with the people she loves and when she loves someone, she makes sure they know she loves them. she can make you feel so loved and appreciated in life and can stop a girl from killing herself. you should find a Cali as for she is the most loyal, kind, big hearted, sweet, funny, and amazing person I know. I love you Cali
Girl 1: Hey do you see Cali over there?
Girl 2: Yeah she’s a real eye catcher!
Girl 1: we should try and be her friend!
Girl 2: yes she is very kind
Girl 1: she’s perfect!
hailee: she’s my best friend and i can tell you one thing, she’s amazing.
by hailee marie :)) March 1, 2019
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Cali

An amazing beautiful girl that wants to have a good life and she won’t let anybody get in the way of it. She is very hot all the boys like her.
by Lime squeeze March 5, 2019
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Cali

A girl who is crazy and ig nice who most of the time acts like shes good when she's not mostly point less 😂😂 freaky 😜😜😜💖
Who's this girl " she cute iggg she's nice 😂😂no one needs her 😜😜" it's cali
by Lol😜😜😜 March 7, 2019
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Cali

An athletic person who is cute with an artistic person. It's more cute if they both like red.
Cali likes vegetables.

Cali likes red. Just like the person who likes Cali.
by Revenue June 12, 2018
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