Although, merely human, this man is typically confused for a centaur, usually due to his large endowment. El Caballo definitely doesn’t skip leg day and avoids soy products at all costs due to their tendency to cause a spike in estrogen. Subsequently, he is also hated by beta males. Fueled by croquetas and chocha, El Caballo wants and welcomes all the smoke. Also notorious for full mounting women and sitting on their faces. Despite the haters, El Caballo always stays sucker free.
“Holy shit, does he have three legs? Must be El Caballo”
“Bro, that guy doesn’t give AF what anyone thinks about him and says lo qué le sale de la pinga… ese es El Caballo”
“It’s doesn’t matter that it’s 3 of us and just him… he’s has enough dick for all of us, he’s El Caballo”
“Bro, that guy doesn’t give AF what anyone thinks about him and says lo qué le sale de la pinga… ese es El Caballo”
“It’s doesn’t matter that it’s 3 of us and just him… he’s has enough dick for all of us, he’s El Caballo”
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