Boston Creampie

When a woman takes a dump and doesn't wipe, and then her boyfriend fucks her and cums inside her unwiped, poop-covered asshole.

My girlfriend asked if we could do something different tonight, so I waited for her to take her nightly dump and I gave her a Boston Creampie

by Rusty Shillelagh November 21, 2016

Boston Creampie

The sex move is just a normal cream pie but you’re wearing a Red Sox jersey, holding a cup of iced dunks and you have to yell out “wicked smaht” upon climax. The dunks is optional. You can switch it out with a Sam Adams.

Patrick: Hey Sean! Gave my old lady a wicked Boston Creampie the otha' day!
Sean: You guys went to Faneuil Hall?
Patrick: Nah.

by WickedSmahtGuido August 11, 2024

Boston Creampie

A Boston Creampie is when someone ejaculates inside someone in the bathroom of a Red Sox game.

I knew she was a true Red Sox fan when she asked for a Boston Creampie during the seventh inning stretch.

by abbycockbane January 18, 2023

creampie paycheck

A derogatory term for child support.

Once a month she gets her creampie paychecks from her baby daddies.

She only slept with him to earn a creampie paycheck.

by tunacan5 January 10, 2024

Coconut Creampie

When you ejaculate in someone then continue to spinkle your dandruff on them.

You want to try a coconut creampie tonight?

by Pikapos May 04, 2022

coconut creampie

when you let someone "eject" inside of your "box", but they have really hairy balls

dude i just got coconut creampied by brad

woah dude you need a plan B, his balls are so hairy

by ghjxjchcuufjcjc May 23, 2024

chocolate banana creampie

shoving banana up the ass but waking up in an ambulance. banana flows out of ass like a creampie

I heard that John had a severe case of chocolate banana creampie. the surgeon thought the banana was ripe, but I don't think so

by breadbaker69xd July 07, 2021