crying lawyer is a snargle bush who is in need of a shower. not just a quick rinse, but a deep clean. its body odor can be smelt all the way from China and anyone within 50 centimeters will most likely pass out from its armpit stink. the nasal passages are filled with treasures and when you sit next to it in English, you tend to go crazy listening to the constant sniffles. when it talks, it sounds so congested and nasaly that you'll probably want to rip your ears out. its big, brown moles are filled with black, greasy hairs and don't get me started on the umbrella bird hairstyle its got going on. the snargle bush lives on a farm and it really shows through its personal hygiene. don't be alarmed if the snargle bush asks you trivia questions. mostly likely you can just ignore it and it'll go away. to live a snargle bush free life, simply buy your own can of snargle bush repellent today. call 1-800-snarglebushfree or forever live your life drowning in its BO.
by fhdxhtsxvhfccjjjv August 17, 2016
Get the crying lawyermug. They will ask to speak with management until they are satisfied with receiving compensation for there bad behavior aka crying Caucasian
by Pinksage February 17, 2023
Get the crying caucasianmug. crying for mcdonalds is a tantrum video uploaded by YouTuber Ralph Cava on November 16, 2007.
The video shows a kid named Marcus crying because he wants McDonald's when his dad said "No McDonald's no." All he says is "McDonalds" even though his mom said "We went to McDonald's yesterday" and his dad sings "No more McDonald's no more" and he wants a Happy Meal and his mom says "No McDonald's today" before the video ends.
The video shows a kid named Marcus crying because he wants McDonald's when his dad said "No McDonald's no." All he says is "McDonalds" even though his mom said "We went to McDonald's yesterday" and his dad sings "No more McDonald's no more" and he wants a Happy Meal and his mom says "No McDonald's today" before the video ends.
by 10 9 8 7 6 5 4 3 2 1 February 25, 2021
Get the crying for mcdonaldsmug. by TheRealOnesCount March 4, 2018
Get the crush crymug. When, after putting up a brave front towards others, a person will end up crying while taking a shower (since no-one will be able to hear them).
Jade: I know it's been a difficult day for everyone but we've got through it. Now I'm off for a shower.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
Sylvia: Going for a Shower Cry?
Jade: Pretty much.
by WatcherMark May 12, 2019
Get the Shower Crymug. by Ruthless Run, Trip and Fall September 14, 2010
Get the cry stickmug. When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire
When a really obtuse gurl gets rejected be a equally fat guy because she has a mole on her asshole and is oozing puzz from her gums and has only 3 teeth protruding out from her bottom lip. And has a gauge in her pussy flaps from her ex boyfriend who is now a bi-sexual vampire: Gertrude I can't be with you cuz when I don't wanna fuck your crusty ass you will be a crying hippo. Can be used as a gerund ( English 10 )
by Sexy vegan muff cabbage July 5, 2016
Get the crying hippomug.