Look at that Conner Prouse, his dick defies both space and time with its sheer dimensions, and that's not even erect.
by Conner Prouse July 15, 2019
Get the Conner Prousemug. by Connnnnnnnnner September 22, 2018
Get the Conner demphsymug. 
Jordan has a really small dick and he loves to smoke weed but he stinks and he has a gross and small dick
by Jacob is cool October 23, 2019
Get the Jordan connersmug. Bob: "Jim, Sheryl told me everything. I can't believe you'd do this to me!"
Jim: "Aren't you the one who always talked about how you preferred an open, monogamous relationship, Bob?"
Bob: "Fuck you, you're such a conner."
Jim: "Aren't you the one who always talked about how you preferred an open, monogamous relationship, Bob?"
Bob: "Fuck you, you're such a conner."
by happilypolygamous May 1, 2021
Get the Connermug. conner ashton is a great, sweet, nice, guy. usually english. he has many talents like running, playing uno, and oddly bartending too. conner ashton is a easy guy to talk to, he often has a bright red face when laughing, or just when the weather is above 20 degrees. conner ashton is tall, solidly built, chubby (Guinness gut), blonde, red in the face, and are usually gay for men called jon. jon and conner ashton usually go at it pretty hard in the bedrooms of telopea when everyone else is asleep after a long shift at a british inspired bar. conner ashton us also the type of guy not to shut the fuck up about the maillard reaction.
"that guy looks cool, he must be a conner ashton."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
"yeah he's the man, he has a fernet branca coin."
by Hugh Balas January 22, 2024
Get the conner ashtonmug. Shelby- your freind is lanky
Josh- hes smaller than me , he’s a midget
Conner -IM AVERAGE SIZE IN THE SANE SIZE AS YOU
Josh- hes smaller than me , he’s a midget
Conner -IM AVERAGE SIZE IN THE SANE SIZE AS YOU
by Big fat bill November 2, 2019
Get the Connermug.