Communist

"From each according to their ability; to each according to their need" as summarized by Jesus of Nazareth, Paul of Tarsus, and Karl Marx.

My Christian friends hate communists and I just don't understand it. Didn't Jesus saying that it is harder for a rich man to enter the kingdom of heaven than it is for a camel to pass through the eye of a needle?

by Lawless Lucy Levittown November 11, 2022

communist

when someone jokingly or (uncommonly) seriously refers to someone as a communist or commie for a trivial reason

Me: hey, have you had that so-and-so broke in into some people's home.
Friend: yeah he's in jail now.
Friend of said friend: no shit Sherlock.
Friend: what a communist, with his jail time, and red hoodie.

by leftphoenix July 12, 2017

I'm Literally A Communist

Another way of saying "I'm a feeble-minded piece of crap". Typically uttered by cringey self-styled wannabe Commies, "Tankie" idiots and autist ANTIFA weaklings whilst they look at their Iphones and sip their soy lattes from Starbucks, taking advantage of the fruits of Capitalism and the free speech (and the Police they despise, usually) which protects them whilst spouting a lot of seditious gibberish and feigned solidarity with the working class, likely out of guilt of being from a wealthy family, notice how few of them work, unlike we of the working class, who are just trying to get by, and actually hate those clowns because we're very patriotic.

Most infamously said by Ash "I'm literally a Communist" Sarkar, a brain-dead aspie who hates this country and thinks we're so bad, yet won't buy a one-way ticket to somewhere like Venezuela, North Korea or Red China and move her sorry carcass there and be amongst her "comrades" over there, even though 98% of Britons would gladly buy the ticket and tell her not to let the door hit her on the arse on the way out. Seriously, Sarkar, from the British working class, FUCK. RIGHT. OFF. we don't want you here.

"I'm Literally a Communist" said mongoloidic Guardianista Ash Sarkar, as she enjoyed the fruits of our Capitalist system, such as computers, wealth, having enough to eat, a "smart" phone, the internet, free speech, holidays, whilst at the same crapping all over we, the British working class, GTFO out of our country, you aren't wanted here!

by Wardie1993 August 16, 2023

communist-goose

Communist Goose is a regular goose which also happens to be a communist, they usually live in flocks and honk at all passerbyers.

“Holy shit i think that was a flock of communist-goose”

by Communist goose December 11, 2021

Communist

One who has suffered severe metal damage or has high amounts of autism/retardation, they belive in an irrealistic and un-democratic ideal.

They also like free helicopter rides when in Chile

Communist: "ThAt WaSn'T rEaL CoMmUism"
normal person: "McArthur was right

by Realduce February 13, 2024

Communist

Something that the United States will eventually be, if it isn't yet. You can deny it all you want and many people do in fact deny it, but it cannot be helped.

Abel: Did you hear about Jeffery and Kelly?
Tasha: Yes, I recently heard that they are Communist.
Abel: They were probably Communist long before, but we didn't find out until just recently.
Tasha: That would definitely not surprise me at all and it actually doesn't.

by PhoenixGamer34 September 14, 2021

Communist

Any individual, organisation or country that has a different opinion againsts white people/anglos/liberals

Trump: we will not meddle in the affairs between China and Hong Kong
Libtards/anglos/White people: reeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee fucking commie communist reeeeeeeeeeeeee

by Based Perseus August 16, 2021