The Chuck Norris Effect, refers to:
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.
-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.
This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.
-Worshiping someone/something just for the sake of it.
-Worshiping someone/something that was once great and worth worshiping, but has now lost its greatness.
This can CLEARLY be seen with Chuck Norris, who turned into an internet-celebrity and is worshiped pointlessly by many, many people.
Guy 1: Dude, he may have gotten FULL MARKS on all subjects LAST semester, but he failed most subjects this semester, why do we STILL call him a genius?
Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...
Guy 2: Dunnu, Chuck Norris Effect I guess...
by TheLatinoGuy November 10, 2010
V. First, you take a big old steaming shit in the middle of the floor. Then, you perform a Chuck Norris roundhose kick on some bitch so she falls down. Finally, while she is knocked out, you roll her in the heap of shit until she is completely covered. As an optional follow-up maneuver, depending on how pissed you are you could do the Donnie Yuen shadow cunt-kick.(this is where you draw an imaginary semi-circle in front of you with your toe, lift your robes and shadow kick that bitch square in the cunt.)
"What's wrong with you today, Charlie?"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
"Ah, my old lady was givin' me a hard time last night."
"Well, if she's being that much of a cunt to ya, you oughtta give her the ol' Chuck Norris Shitkick"
by THEBigDaddyC September 30, 2006
While recieving a blowjob from your partner, at the point of ejaculation pull out your cock and smack them in the face while cumming, thus simulating the mighty roudhouse kick to the face by Chuck Norris.
by UAM BEAST August 29, 2008
Someone who hates/dislikes Chuck Norris and his fan base, usually out of jealousy or misunderstanding, or just because they're assholes without a sense of humor.
Average person: "Chuck Norris doesn't go swimming... water just wants to be around him!"
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1
Chuck Norris Hater: "ZORMGZ! Liek, Chuck nOrris joeks is LAme!!!11!!1!!1!!one!!1!1 HES A LOZER!!!1 wat good stuffz has HE evar DOnE???/
Average Person: "Well, actually, he -"
Hater: "LIEk ZOMGSsSZ!!!1!!one!!!1!1
by Why do you want my name?! July 19, 2011
there ain't no Chuck Norris jokes but Chuck Norris facts,
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
if you ever joke about him you will explode in 1.05 second.
you never joke about the man.
person A, " Hey do you know about that Chuck Norris joke with the rainbow monkeys and roundhouse kick? "
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
person B, " OH SHITTT DUDE YOU'RE EXPLODING!"
person A, " Huh?" *EXPLODES.*
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person B, " That's why you should never mention Chuck Norris jokes.
by lokuuust July 30, 2010
a sexual move in which the male, roundhouse kicks the female with his penis, resulting in her death, and potentially sending her back in time due to the force of it, can only be performed by chuck norris himself, as mere humans to not have the streangth to perform such an advanced move
by stefmanxx April 01, 2008
A stupid unfunny internet meme that is older than Chuck himself, but is still used today. The meme is mostly used by dumb 13 year old kids who think that it makes them cool.
Chuck Norris once told Chuck Norris a Chuck Norris joke. But Chuck Norris didn't laugh. Because Chuck Norris Facts aren't funny.
by asdf518 August 21, 2010