Camp Counselor

A person that forgets to pass the joint after they hit it.

Dude are you mentoring kids in the woods this summer or passing that shit? Damn camp Counselors

by D-momoney July 14, 2015

camping snatch

When you're on a 2 week camping trip, have sex around day 2 and have nowhere to wash the snatch.

Have you seen the flies around Stephens mums tent?

Yeah, she's got camping snatch.

by Snatchcrazy December 23, 2016

Camp Winnipesaukee

A place where all your dreams can come true. Every weekend, you will recieve snack shack privileges if you are good the days leading up to it. In the past, the snack shack has included every type of soup. It's a place Justin Timberlake and Jimmy Fallon visit quite often.

Hey! Camp Winnipesaukee's snack shack is open Jimmy!

by fatmilarathate November 18, 2018

Camp louise

An all girl camp where kids have the best time of their life. You meet forever friend and become cit sisters.

Me: “Only 126 days!”
Friend, “Until what?”
Me: “Until camp louise duhh”

by Groovierthenu February 23, 2019

camp cobbossee

An All boys summer camp in Monmouth maine on lake cobbossee contee. Known for its color war featuring events such as the safety obstacle course, and most importantly lakeside siesta.

Daniel: I'm about to head up to camp cobbossee for the summer
Leo: Lucky bastard!!! I haven't been to a lakeside siesta in too long

by leotts August 29, 2018

camp woodstock

THE BEST PLACE IN EARTH!!! camp woodstock is where campers and staff meet their best friends. every summer campers and staff come back to their second home and make the best memories of their lives. everything is special at camp and everyone will treat you like you’re family. you’ll never wanna leave camp woodstock. if you ever go to woodstock, ur a woodstocker forever.

have fun at camp woodstock where u will become family with everyone else.

by session 3 camper for 5 years!! August 13, 2019

Camp Horno

The absolute worst fucking shithole to be in. Literally stands for some native word meaning Devil's Asshole or something like that. Its summer, and it hits 120 degrees here even though you're 2 miles off the beach. Come fucking winter and you'll be lucky if your balls don't stick to your frozen popsicle of a dick.

All the barracks here are run down with asbestos and black widows, and if you're lucky enough to get put in the Taj Mahal or the Hilton, your elevators don't work and you live on the 4th floor in the back.

The chow hall here serves fried chicken, raw. How the fuck that happens, nobody knows, but the chowtards make it happen. The ice cream machine is broken more often than a McDonalds and you'll be lucky if there are more windows open than a Walmart check out.

"Hey bro, I'm getting stationed at Camp Horno with 1st Marine Division."

-"Dude you're fucked. That place is in the middle of fucking nowhere with a side of medical discharge by suicidal thoughts"

by ShmeatFinger May 1, 2020