Man: Do you want to go to my place and watch a movie?
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.
Women: Sure, while there we can have sex.
Man: I'm waiting till marriage.
Women: You're a guy with balls but no penis.
by CarrieP March 17, 2010
Get the guy with balls but no penis mug.The guy you sit next to in class who's killed so many brain cells with drugs that he has to ask "Dude, where am I?" every five minutes. A burnout is a stoner who didn't stop until every last brain cell was fried, and even though every brain cell is now fried, is still smoking at least five blunts a day.
Burnout: "Dude, where am I and why is everyone being so quiet?"
normal person:"This is your brother's funeral"
burnout:"Ah man, that sucks. Wait, I had a brother?"
normal person"Yeah"
burnout:"Woah, that's crazy! Wait-did you know that when I hit myself in the head it sounds like it's hollow?"
normal person: "Why am I not surprised?"
normal person:"This is your brother's funeral"
burnout:"Ah man, that sucks. Wait, I had a brother?"
normal person"Yeah"
burnout:"Woah, that's crazy! Wait-did you know that when I hit myself in the head it sounds like it's hollow?"
normal person: "Why am I not surprised?"
by lacoste_lover July 15, 2006
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Get the bunto mug.Totally worthless, an attempt without effort or any noticeable result . A slipshod or thrown together attempt. Alt. An unforeseen mishap: a car wreck, pregnancy, drug bust, a bad inspection(tree planting)
Crew Boss, "Jose and Bid Dog got busted and won't be able to crummy up on Monday."
Contractor," My two best planters in Jail.. ain't that no bueno, no bueno for shit.
Contractor," My two best planters in Jail.. ain't that no bueno, no bueno for shit.
by R.F. O'Boyle May 22, 2006
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Get the Butoh mug.1. Anything a muscle car can do and a ricer can not. (i.e. climbing a hill steeper than a 15 degree incline.)
2. Slamming the gas pedal to the floor when not in motion, causing the tires to spin without traction, making smoke. This is something that mainly only Muscle Cars can do, caused by the mass amount of torque put out by the big cubes of muscle car engines.
3. Someone who wears Def Leppard wife beaters and smokes cigs while driving in his Camaro, listening to AC/DC.
2. Slamming the gas pedal to the floor when not in motion, causing the tires to spin without traction, making smoke. This is something that mainly only Muscle Cars can do, caused by the mass amount of torque put out by the big cubes of muscle car engines.
3. Someone who wears Def Leppard wife beaters and smokes cigs while driving in his Camaro, listening to AC/DC.
1. Man, I put up 450 ft/lbs on my trans am, thats a burnout.
2. A ricer beat me at the drag strip because he had a ten second head start because my burnout took so long, for once, torque has let me down.
3. Dude, I saw this burner drivin' this boss Camaro, man that thing was hooked up.
2. A ricer beat me at the drag strip because he had a ten second head start because my burnout took so long, for once, torque has let me down.
3. Dude, I saw this burner drivin' this boss Camaro, man that thing was hooked up.
by Rice Hater September 2, 2005
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