bungle douche

1)derivation of douche bag reserved for the frat kid 2)frat kid as a duragatory term for typical college student 3)an asshole who is also stupid

created by Superion, recorded by Jon Rainer

"Yo man I was so wasted last night that I sprayed hair spray on my balls and lit it on fire, I'm as crazy as Bam,I could have a show. Tau Delt fo' LIFE!"
"No, you're a bungle douche."

by Jon X Rainer April 25, 2005

bungle sack

A long, stretchy, dangling scrotum
or
a woman's saggy breast

"My God, look at his horrible bungle sack!"

or

"Honey, get those bungle sacks out of my face!"

by Bozman August 11, 2006

Bulge Misinterpretation

When someone looks at a guy in a swimsuit, or in tight boxers, and misinterprets the size of the penis in it. Usually, bulge misinterpretation (or BMI) is only used when the estimate was in the favour of the estimand, i.e. several sizes too large.

"I met him in the swimming pool, and I really thought he was packing, but turns out I made quite the bulge misinterpretation! I was thinking salami, but it was more like frankenweenie."

"That's such a bummer! He looks sweet though..."

by De laatste cynicus June 14, 2016

bogle his nogle

Sucking/playing on the top of someone's boner.

She should really bogle his nogle

by X-YES April 24, 2017

bugl

when someone is having a seizure and all they can do is mumble dumbass words like "bugl"

"gugl, bugl gugl fugl, fregl?"
oh god james are you ok

by the daily testicle October 28, 2020

Hair bulge

An enormous tuft of pubic hair that gives the false impression of a big tool/package.

Meg, curious like all the other girls about how big Ed's penis actually was in proportion to his famous giant bulge, was horrified to find it was a hair bulge.

by Connor shanebone May 18, 2013

Bulge

Another word for the peen

“Let me get that bulge” Johnny, Eddie and Frankie say.

by Fat Cack FNJE October 19, 2020