broadbent

The most awesome people have this last name and sport it like nothing else!

person one: My name is _____ Broadbent
Person two: oh you must be awesome.

by Sillybiatch November 1, 2013

Bloxamism

n. (block-sam-ism)

A sacred religion whereby members do nothing but ride the gravy train through life and enjoy doing nothing and talking to nobody.

1. "That white haired guy isn't doing anything tonight because he practises Bloxamism."
"Really?"
"Yeah, his father is the Bloxamic pope"

by rasmus darr harre July 16, 2009

Broaconstrictor

The word Broaconstrictor or any variation of the spelling means.

Any person who takes your close friend or "Bro" away from you by means of consuming his time with them instead of you. Generally this person is a love interest, but it could also be family or his other friends.

The term Broconstricted , or any variation spelling means that your friend is busy with the Broaconstrictor.

Broaconstrictor:

Christian: Jessica has plans with Mikey all the time we never get to see him anymore

Jake: Yeah man she's a Broaconstrictor

Broaconstricted:

Christian: Hey is Mikey coming out tonight ?

Jake: Nope , he's Broaconstricted, as usual.

by ThaatKiid March 24, 2012

Broadside

v. The situation of sitting in quiet peace while excreting solid waste when another individual occupies the adjacent stall and proceeds to expel their feces loudly and violently leading to a suddenly unpleasant (and often smelly) situation.

From Broadside: a naval ship pulls to the side of another and relentlessly fires its cannons into the other ship.

I was taking my morning dump when I got double broadsided by two construction workers. I almost threw up it smelled so bad.

by ninjawesome November 24, 2013

broadway, virginia

A small town in butt fuck nowhere in Virginia where hillbillie redneck fucks are the majority

Do you live in Broadway, Virginia?

by Mexican Avocado May 14, 2017

Broad daylight

To fuck in the middle of the day, somewhere where people can see.

Fuck man, I totally fucked my bitch in broad daylight today bro! In the park, on the swing!

by Babyface555 October 19, 2019

stratty broad

A young woman who lives in stratford Ontario. This can also include those who attend one of the highschools in Stratford. These girls are often orange and start too much drama. they call it 'fsu' but really they are just annoying. They are sexy and take too many pictures of themselves.

Who"s that bitch that slept with my boyfriend?
Some stratty broad.

*at a party*
Let's get out of here, the stratty broads are here.

by twinkies16 June 11, 2011