an amazing boyfriend who looks either like a cricket or groot from guardians of the galaxy. but he will always be the guardian of your galaxy. hes sweet, funny, annoying, sarcastic. he is a good kisser and will love you till no end. he is terrified of spiders and screams like a baby. but i love him. and he always has a weird as fuck haircut and needs to gain some muscle but he cant since you cant gain what you dont already have.
how would you describe brandon?
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
he looks like groot but he is my groot and i love him so back the fuck up bitch.
by polanco222 November 13, 2017
Get the Brandonmug. by Nick Fukqu November 2, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. Brandon is a sus squad member, who loves Fortnite. Brandon's are typically blond and rich, usually own around 7 cats. Brandon is the type of guy who like to touch himself anywhere he goes (like a parking lot). If you date a Brandon and your lucky, his uncle will own 8 McDonalds. If said Brandon is forsure blond, then they will only be referred to as blond choche. One more thing, Brandon's love sus/weird songs. Like songs about 3sums, or 7 positions. The Brandon can also be referred to as a bee. 🐝
by XxxToucan SamXxx October 28, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. When you forget to flick the ash off of your cigarette and it just extends until the cigarette is burnt out, but the ash is still attached.
by PsychoticSpade October 8, 2018
Get the Brandonmug. i hate brandon
by IHateBrandonSoMuch May 14, 2020
Get the Brandonmug. by CumSandwitch July 5, 2021
Get the Brandonmug.