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Brad Pitt

The most gorgeous man on this planet who doesnt even need to be a good actor because he is so good looking, but he is. He left Jennifer Aniston to be with Molly because he realized that she is much better looking and that she would give him the children Jennifer would not. He is so amazing and wonderful and I heart him.
Brad Pitt left Jennifer Aniston for Molly and now they are getting married and will make beautiful children.
by Mollyyy July 1, 2005
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brad pitt

Joe Shmoe: Hey guys, lets get some beers!
John Doe: Dude, we're only 17...we cant.
Joe Shmoe: Psh...Gotta Brad Pitt that shit.
by Triginock December 28, 2005
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Brad Pit

A small hole (pit) dug to hold brads (nails).
We were digging a basement. Next to the basement, I had some Brad Pits. I reached into one for some nails and there was a goddamn tarantula!
by John Dipp May 15, 2006
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a brad pitt

"I'm going for a Brad Pitt"
by Reeco14 April 19, 2018
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Brad Stoned

To spoil the fun for everyone, in a quest for personal aggrandizement, by revealing a hidden identity of someone.

Comes from Fake Steve Jobs diary where Brad Stone, of the NYTimes, found his real identity.
Fake Steve Jobs got brad stoned by the NYTimes!
by BlackCow August 6, 2007
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Brad gable

is a curly headed fuck and bipolar and shouldn't have 4 caffeine pills at one time, oh and can be a dick sometimes
by blondeman93 October 21, 2010
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brad pitt

An asshole who can get any girl he wants.
"whoa that chick is HAAWWWT"
"forget her man, you ain't no brad pitt"
by kufu October 8, 2007
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