Upward Bound

A college-prep program offered in high schools. Time consuming, but they do get to go visit colleges pretty often. Generally used to make everyone else feel like shit because they aren't in it. Where there is one UBer (person in UB) there will be at least 3 more in the immediate vicinity. Generally, UBer's act like they are better than everyone else because they get to go to L.A. for a week here, SF for a week there, and because they are upheld as the best thing on the f'ing earth. Ironic because for all they do to prepare for college in that class, the number one in the graduating class isn't in UB.

UBer 1: OMG you remember when we went to LA and that random hobo came up to us and blahblahblah?

UBer 2: Yeah, OMG that was so funny. Haha, look at that loser-we're in Upward Bound, so we're so awesome!

The non-UBer valedictorian: Bitches. Who's awesome now?

by Genius ad hominem September 30, 2011

car bound

To go to a free party and in a car then spend the majority of the time in it, generally sniffing ketamine.

"did will morter even get to da party last night?"

"Yeah mate but he spent the whole time car bound sniffing cks"

"safe......"

by Big Traps November 22, 2013

event boundary

It's a phenomenon when you walk in to a room and you forget why you walked in there in the first place

Damnit, I just had a event boundary again!

by Zeushimself January 15, 2018

Rehab Bound

Some day this person has a very possible chance of going to rehab

"Yo Thomas is rehab bound man he overdosed again

by Rehabbound26 June 23, 2018

bale bondsman

A hay-farmer's assistant who wraps securing-twine around bricks/rolls of dried alfalfa as they are made.

Now that machinery gathers and processes hay in one single operation, the job of the bale bondsman is largely a thing of the past.

by QuacksO August 31, 2018

baked bonds

What really retarded grill gaymers say.

Me: bonds
Me when high: baked bonds
-some random grill gaymer 2019

by cannoli 99 April 5, 2019

Barry Bonds

A sexual act performed on a subject in which a baseball bat is shoved inside the recipients anal cavity. Causing them to scream “strike three!” quite intensely.

“Last night I did Tanisha so well with that Barry Bonds, I felt like a major leaguer when she was screaming and striking me out!”

by KimJongUn12345 April 11, 2019