Skip to main content

botched abortion

meaning that your mother tried to have an abortion to get rid of you, but it didnt work (it was botched) and now you are screwed up and your mom didnt even want you in the first place.
that asshole must have been a botched abortion
by Lydia123456789 February 10, 2007
mugGet the botched abortion mug.

Boatwhore

Underground nickname for a restaurant/club in East Hampton, NY named Boathouse. The term Boatwhore came to be due to the unbelievably gorgeous women whom accompany wealthy douche bag looking men to the establishment.
Guy 1 - "Hey... what are you doing tonight?"

Guy 2 - "I don't really know, I was thinking of going out."

Guy 1 - "Hey, you want to go down to Boatwhore?"

Guy 2 - "Sure, we can check out the girls with the douche bag yuppies."
by RockNeverDiez69 June 6, 2010
mugGet the Boatwhore mug.
Related Words
Boatch biatch batch Bootch botched boach boitch beatch blatch BatChest

Biatch

Dirivitive of bitch, used to exemplify person A's disbelief, anger, or frustration with person B.
1) Hey biatch WTF are you doing
2) God damn it biatch
by VR June 10, 2003
mugGet the Biatch mug.

botch

a word to put in the place of "bitch"
Jake cormtitty stop licking your third titty! you botch!
by Andy+ken February 9, 2005
mugGet the botch mug.

batchin' it

(v) A term meaning "living like a bachelor," usually used by married people or ones in serious relationships whose significant other is temporarily or permanently away. It has a male connotation.
"My wife is in San Diego visiting her mother and buying yarn for the store, so I've been batchin' it."
by happinessiseasy January 20, 2007
mugGet the batchin' it mug.

Botched Joke

A "Botched Joke" has occurred when progressives seek to forestall any opposition use of a democrat quoted reciting a conceit held commonly among progressives, though not among the general voting public, by a campaign of obfuscation and phony outrage.

The most obnoxious display of this occurred when Sen. John Kerry expressed the typical progressive view that the ranks of our country's military enlistees are comprised of uneducated poors who couldn't know better and are therefor themselves properly understood to be additional victims of "Bush's wars", saying:

"You know, education, if you make the most of it, you study hard, you do your homework and you make an effort to be smart, you can do well. If you don't, you get stuck in Iraq."

Kerry and his supporters claimed that this was a "botched joke" which was intended to mock Pres. Bush. In service of this silly claim, they offered up a half-dozen alternative, "original" versions which added and rearranged words and punctuation. Progressives begged the question, "Why would Kerry commit political suicide by joking at the troops' expense?" when it is clear from the video of his comments that Kerry intended no humor whatsoever. As if to undermine their own false narrative, progressives simultaneously praised Kerry for displaying the political courage to tell the truth about America's "poverty draft".
It would seem that progressives are going to handle Obama's 'You didn't build that' remark by giving it the Botched Joke treatment.
by juuuummmmyyyy July 27, 2012
mugGet the Botched Joke mug.

BatChest

Sarcastic hype. Usually expressed when something has a lot of nostalgia or popularity. Originating from a Twitch emote.
Fortnite BatChest
Batman BatChest
Amogus BatChest
by carbocats October 7, 2021
mugGet the BatChest mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email